The New York Post ran a SADS story yesterday headlined, “
Beloved Pennsylvania news anchor Emily Matson dead at 42: ‘Utterly devastating’.”
Another one.
Described as a “beloved Pennsylvania news anchor,” “side-splittingly funny,” “fun-loving,” “positive,” and a “shining light” in the newsroom, Emily Matson, 42, died mysteriously, suddenly, and unexpectedly this week. Another reporter at her station called Emily’s death “utterly devastating.”
Her cause of death remains undisclosed. Classified. Top secret.
Completely unrelated, back in December, 2020,
Emily penned a positive and fun-loving, pro-jab article that ran on Erie News Now’s website. Here’s the headline:
Emily’s story super-optimistically cheered for the vaccines. Here’s one example paragraph:
Safe and effective, and gone too soon.
The Huffington Post ran a story yesterday headlined, “
Anna Cardwell, Honey Boo Boo's Sister, Dies At 29.” The sub-headline added, “Cardwell, who appeared on TLC's
Toddlers & Tiaras with her family, was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer in January.”
Reality TV star Anna Cardwell,
twenty nine, died this week after a short, difficult, 11-month battle with stage 4 adrenal carcinoma. Adrenal cancer is very rare, and at stage 4, like Anna’s, has already spread beyond the two small adrenal glands at the tops of the kidneys.
When she was diagnosed in January with stage 4 adrenal cancer at 28 years old, Anna got a death sentence. The 5-year survival rate is under 10%. Treatment for stage 4 adrenal carcinoma is typically palliative, meaning it focuses on relieving symptoms and improving quality of life rather than curing the cancer. In better cases, treatment shoots for slowing the progression.
Vaccine advocates argue that “turbo cancer” doesn’t exist. Here’s my definition of the admittedly brand-new term: “turbo cancer” is an atypical cancer presentation at an advanced stage with an atypically rapid progression, and is usually resistant to normal cancer treatment.
Anna died from turbo cancer.
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