Smarter than the average bear
In my dark rewriting of this scenario, a sniper bullet pierces the moon beam window. Hot lead slams into Jane's medulla oblongata firmly planting itself into her cerebral cortex. The different assassin appears at the door. With a single finger he holds it up to his lips as a sign for Donnie to not make a sound. Then the paid killer plunges a wooden stake into the traitor's heart. "You can never be too sure" he says to no one in particular. "This is payback for you giving aid & comfort to the enemy".Sutherland told GQ: "I was with Jane Fonda at the /Chelsea Hotel in 1970, maybe ’71. It was a room with a big bed and, to the right, four or five stairs to a landing that led to the bathroom. There was a little oval window on the landing and there was a street light shining through that window though it seemed more like moonlight, so maybe it was the moon, I like to think it was the moon.
"I was lying on my back on the bed when Jane came out of the bathroom. She, too, was naked, and when the moonlight caught her perfect breasts I stopped breathing. Everything stopped. And then it started again. Now, when I see it in my memory, I stop breathing again."
It's easy to believe. The actress has maintained her extraordinary figure through the decades, although this year she finally allowed her natural grey hair to shine.
Donald Sutherland's affair with huge star 'The most beautiful breasts'Donald Sutherland still remembers an intimate moment they shared fifty years ago as the Hollywood bombshell in question turns 85 today. He said she "seduced" him but he was left "eviscerated" when their passionate two-year affair suddenly ended.www.express.co.uk
I can think of a dozen different actresses ... better than Hanoi Jane
The list of people I will physical ill and violence on is a short list. Funny most of them are politicians with a few late nignt not so funny comedians.
Merry Christmas. May all your dreams come true. Even the dark & sinister ones.