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Larry Gude

Larry Gude

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SoMD_Fun_Guy said:
Yeah, she's :hot:, and if ever given the chance I'd tap that without hesitation,
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Right, because she's gonna show up at your house tonight begging you to 'tap' her.


What is it about us that we think, without having ever met some super star, that 'having' them is any sort of possibility? I'm not just knocking on you.

Women, in droves, voted for Clinton with some sort of idea that he might want them. Men fell all over themselves over Sarah thinking "I fish! I hunt! She probably wants me!"

It's like, why? Bill is a gross pig who probably doesn't even wash his junk between conquests. Sarah might have bad breathe or some annoying quirk in real life. My favorite, Katherine Zeta Jones, could be the deadest person alive in bed. Whatever. She ain't gonna 'tap' me. :lol:

And yet, hope springs eternal. Some stranger is, circumstances 'permitting', just going to show up and throw down with us and it's gonna be amazing!!!

Maybe it's just me but, the first helping, is merely the first step in a process of getting to know one another and developing and heating up the 'ol chemistry so that you can get to the REALLY good stuff.

"Why, if only Katherine would start dating me, go ride the scoot with me, have some great conversation and dinner, why, in a few months, I just know she'd be telling Vanity Fair how we melt the sheets!"

:lol:



Sorry. Needed a little break from politics. :stupid:
 
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EmptyTimCup

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Larry Gude said:
"Why, if only Katherine would start dating me, go ride the scoot with me, have some great conversation and dinner, why, in a few months, I just know she'd be telling Vanity Fair how we melt the sheets!"

:lol:

Sorry. Needed a little break from politics. :stupid:
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:hot:


Jennifer Connley ........
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
Larry Gude said:
Right, because she's gonna show up at your house tonight begging you to 'tap' her.
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You'd be surprised...

One day I'll tell everyone about the time Jennifer Love Hewitt, Michelle Rodriguez, Lacey Chabert and Zooey Deschanel showed up at my front door, out of the blue, all dressed as Wonder-Woman saying that their car had a flat just outside, and were wondering if I could help them, and how they repaid me.



I'll also discuss the virtues of motorboating 8 gloriously heaving breasts simultaneously.
 
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EmptyTimCup

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withrespect said:
:ohwell: She is pretty... but I don't think she is beautiful...
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you are :hot:


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I have admired her since Career Opportunities


might have been the tight white tee shirt :whistle:
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Toxick said:
You'd be surprised...

One day I'll tell everyone about the time Jennifer Love Hewitt, Michelle Rodriguez, Lacey Chabert and Zooey Deschanel showed up at my front door, out of the blue, all dressed as Wonder-Woman saying that their car had a flat just outside, and were wondering if I could help them, and how they repaid me.



I'll also discuss the virtues of motorboating 8 gloriously heaving breasts simultaneously.
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Well, do tell!

Wait! You just did!!
 
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EmptyTimCup

Guest
Toxick said:
You'd be surprised...

One day I'll tell everyone about the time Jennifer Love Hewitt, Michelle Rodriguez, Lacey Chabert and Zooey Deschanel showed up at my front door, out of the blue, all dressed as Wonder-Woman saying that their car had a flat just outside, and were wondering if I could help them, and how they repaid me.
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3 out of 4 aint bad ........

JLH :faint:

Lacy - Hmm yeah [since 'Lost in Space] :whistle:

Zooey - Caprica :hot:


Michelle - did she have some faceial work done, her recent pics look different
 
withrespect

withrespect

:wr:
Toxick said:
You'd be surprised...

One day I'll tell everyone about the time Jennifer Love Hewitt, Michelle Rodriguez, Lacey Chabert and Zooey Deschanel showed up at my front door, out of the blue, all dressed as Wonder-Woman saying that their car had a flat just outside, and were wondering if I could help them, and how they repaid me.



I'll also discuss the virtues of motorboating 8 gloriously heaving breasts simultaneously.
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I think Zooey Deschanel is very beautiful :hot:
 
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EmptyTimCup

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Toxick said:
Yeah - she had some facial work done. :ba da bing:

ZING!

I have no friggin clue. She looks the same to me. She was smokin in Machete.
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I have not seen that movie ..... Avatar was ok
 
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SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
Larry Gude said:
Right, because she's gonna show up at your house tonight begging you to 'tap' her.


What is it about us that we think, without having ever met some super star, that 'having' them is any sort of possibility? I'm not just knocking on you.

Women, in droves, voted for Clinton with some sort of idea that he might want them. Men fell all over themselves over Sarah thinking "I fish! I hunt! She probably wants me!"

It's like, why? Bill is a gross pig who probably doesn't even wash his junk between conquests. Sarah might have bad breathe or some annoying quirk in real life. My favorite, Katherine Zeta Jones, could be the deadest person alive in bed. Whatever. She ain't gonna 'tap' me. :lol:

And yet, hope springs eternal. Some stranger is, circumstances 'permitting', just going to show up and throw down with us and it's gonna be amazing!!!

Maybe it's just me but, the first helping, is merely the first step in a process of getting to know one another and developing and heating up the 'ol chemistry so that you can get to the REALLY good stuff.

"Why, if only Katherine would start dating me, go ride the scoot with me, have some great conversation and dinner, why, in a few months, I just know she'd be telling Vanity Fair how we melt the sheets!"
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Hey I never said that she's gonna show up on my doorstep. My comments are reflective of how our society consists of visual people, first impressions are made with our eyes.

So, my "tap" comment is on looks alone. It wasn't meant to be anything more than just a locker room comment. For all I know she may be the snobbiest b!tch in the world. And honestly, there are many more beautiful women than her out there and more sexy women out there (BTW, there's a big difference between being beautiful and being sexy). I'm just sayin from the never-gonna-happen fantasy side of things, given the chance, I would "tap" that.
:lmao:
 
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