Ever heard of prison penpals?

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by cariblue
Prostitution is illegal.

Pixie better be careful.

 

[bottoms up]

okay, now that that is over with, I think I'd rather hug a tree and wash down my granola bar with curdled milk after changing my political affiliation to democrat than write some scumbag criminal (and I don't care what they did whether it was steal a car radio or murder). You are who you associate with, and I have no overwhelming urge to associate with criminals, much less PAY to associate with them. :shrug: Give me a break!

but thanks for the offer to create a new friend in my life.

(no offense to any democrats, before they lash out at me!)

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
I'd better be careful.

 

[SmallTown]

Originally posted by kwillia
you have all of us....

Ya know, when you put it that way, corresponding with a criminal doesn't sound so bad

 

[bottoms up]

Originally posted by kwillia
.... you don't need no convict, BU.... you have all of us....

YES!!! I am FINALLY going to be invited to one of these all-girl hush-hush parties!

 

[bottoms up]

Originally posted by SmallTown
Ya know, when you put it that way, corresponding with a criminal doesn't sound so bad

don't you have a face masque to whip up or something? :shrug:

 

[migtig]

I got a question - who is the who keeps giving this thread a five star rating?

 

[SmallTown]

Originally posted by bottoms up
don't you have a face masque to whip up or something? :shrug:

Nope

 

[Kain99]

Originally posted by bottoms up
don't you have a face masque to whip up or something? :shrug:

MPG! MPG!

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by migtig
I got a question - who is the who keeps giving this thread a five star rating?

Not me, but I probably would!

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by cariblue
I don't think you wanna' do that. Last time somebody did that, everyone regretted going. Most boring get together anyone had ever had.

I must not have been there.

 

[bottoms up]

Originally posted by Kain99

MPG! MPG!

you have gas, kain?

mpg? miles per gallon?

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
Not me, but I probably would!

She's easily impressed.

 

[Pookie]

Originally posted by kwillia
You know Em will bust you out first chance she gets to get on his good side...

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by pixiegirl
She's easily impressed.

I hang with you, don't I?

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
I hang with you, don't I?

My point exactley. I don't have to do nearly as much to keep you coming back for more.

 

[vraiblonde]

This should probably be deleted since it is a business advertisement. But I'm finding the whole thing too amusing so I'll just delete the web address.

Paying for what is basically a prison dating service! And the funniest thing is that there will be people who actually DO it!

Abel, I'm DYING to know how much money you've made off of this project so far. "Inmatesforyou"!

 

[bottoms up]

Inmates need love too.
Inmates need friends too.
Inmates have feelings too.

Won't you please, won't you please.
Please won't you write, an inmate.

 

[cattitude]

Originally posted by cariblue
I don't think you wanna' do that. Last time somebody did that, everyone regretted going. Most boring get together anyone had ever had.

I wasn't invited but heard I didn't miss much.

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by cattitude
I wasn't invited but heard I didn't miss much.

This was the evening we had a date with that sexy latino, Jose!