FIrst, I haven't read the books.
Secondly, I want to. If nothing else, just so I know what all the hype is about.
Third. One of my sisters called me Saturday. She had to tell me a little story. She's at work and her friend asks her, have you read Fifty Shades of Grey yet. She said no. So her friend tells her to pick up the series at BJs.
Saturday morning she goes to BJs and picks up the books. Still has no idea what the book is about. She gets home and starts reading. And reading. And reading. I started laughing. She said "Have you heard of these books?" She says, "I didn't realize they are porno books". She said I walked all over BJs with those porno books in my cart.
Monday she goes to the doctor. She takes the book with her because she can't put it down, but she doesn't want anyone to know what she's reading, so she puts a piece of paper over the book while she's reading. She said this 80 year old lady is sitting beside her in the waiting room. Eventually the lady leans over and says "What page are you on? It doesn't get really good til near the end".
Monday night she's got the book sitting beside the bed. Her husband walks in and says "What are you doing reading a porno book?".
Then she said, "Am I the ONLY person in America that didn't know what this book was about?"
I asked her to put them in the mail to me when she's finished with them