For the ladies....

[Guest]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
Pinching the tip of what?

Well not exactly the tip. But below the head of the penis

 

[SxyPrincess]

Have you tried numbing creams?

 

[Guest]

No but I am willing to try anything. Might even try to get him to go to the doctor's

 

[SxyPrincess]

I hear the numbing creams work fairly well. I've never tried them before so I can't give any of my own personal advice.

I don't know what else to tell ya besides the fact that I feel sorry for you, no offense.

 

[watercolor]

Size does matter. And as long as they are not a limp noodle and know how to work it...I am all good.

and dont lie there like you are dead guys, it turns us on more, when you get animated!

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by watercolor23

and dont lie there like you are dead guys, it turns us on more, when you get animated!

 

[Christy]

Y'all wanting these extra large schlongs must be crazy!!!! Been there, done that, don't like to be impaled thank you very much! I am not Luray Caverns, I don't go on for miles! And quite frankly, big ones hurt! So there!

 

[watercolor]

Originally posted by Christy
Y'all wanting these extra large schlongs must be crazy!!!! Been there, done that, don't like to be impaled thank you very much! I am not Luray Caverns, I don't go on for miles! And quite frankly, big ones hurt! So there!

Oh christy! I know what you mean. I was not saying I liked em big...that is why I just said 'size mattered'

and boy oh boy I know what you mean! UGH! And you are totally right on the luray caverns section...

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by jetmonkey
So size matters but you all hate big ones. Is it any wonder women drive men crazy?

Yes, size DOES matter however, we're not equipped to handle 12 inches and most girls don't want anything that size. A nice thick steak is what we really want.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Christy
Y'all wanting these extra large schlongs must be crazy!!!! Been there, done that, don't like to be impaled thank you very much! I am not Luray Caverns, I don't go on for miles! And quite frankly, big ones hurt! So there!

Thank you, thank you, THANK you!! What I've been saying all along...

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by jetmonkey

I once had a girlfriend whose monkey was so tight that it hurt me every time we had sex,

I'm sorry, did I forget about this relationship with you?

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by jetmonkey


You better cut that out, don't you know that confidence is sexy? You wouldn't want people to think you were sexy now, would you? Oh, right, the nickname!

Don't worry, they already know how sexy I am.

 

[Beach Patrol]

Uh, yeah....

YES size matters!!!!

The size of his WALLET!!!

 

[SxyPrincess]

Re: Uh, yeah....

Originally posted by Beach Patrol
YES size matters!!!!

The size of his WALLET!!!

Since you put it into that perspective, I couldn't agree with you more.

 

[migtig]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: For the ladies....

Originally posted by pixiegirl


I understand. I'm having one of those days myself. Anyone know where I can hide my ex husbands body?

We can cut him up - put him in a crab pot - and there will be no trace left - just a thought - not like I have planned or done anything like that before DISCLAIMER NOTICE

 

[2lazy2P]

Does size really matter?

"It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean - but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat."

 

[Pete]

9 years later this tread still gots legs.

 

[Toxick]

9 years later this tread still gots legs.

MMMM legs.



Do legs matter?




Damn straight they do.

 

[Pete]

MMMM legs.



Do legs matter?




Damn straight they do.

Amazing how the players chance

 

[pixiegirl]

9 years later this tread still gots legs.

Holy crap!