For the ladies....

lovinmaryland

Well-Known Member
Also: just for your enlightement and edification, most women don't like to have their faces coated in a layer of your DNA - or otherwise be treated like a toilet.

Oh and regards to this, most men dont like to cuddle...but they do. :wink:
 

SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
I think she may have been referring to the "average" male penis being 6". :shrug: That's how I perceived her post.

So the question now is how was the data collected to determine that 6" is the "average"?

A door-to-door survey conducted by hot chicks with rulers? :confused: :killingme

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Toxick

Splat
So the question now is how was the data collected to determine that 6" is the "average"?

A door-to-door survey conducted by hot chicks with rulers? :confused: :killingme

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Fact: The average size of a male member is 6"
Fact: The average depth of a female recepticle is 8".

Conclusion: In New York City, there is approximately 350,000 yards of unused vagina.
 

MrZ06

I love Texas Road House
Have you ever even met a woman?

I have yet to meet the woman who calls it a meat-hammer. That's some macho bull#### guys use amongst themselves.

I have yet to meet the woman who actually wants to be turned inside out by a giant meat-hammer.
You obviously have a little choad. All women like a man that can really give it to them good and hard. Women see it as a badge of honor when you leave them walking funny the next day. They just don't admit it to you because they don't want to hurt your feelings.

Also: just for your enlightement and edification, most women don't like to have their faces coated in a layer of your DNA - or otherwise be treated like a toilet.

I beg to differ. I know lots of ladies that love a protein shot to the face or getting some yellow discipline.
 
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FED_UP

Well-Known Member
You obviously have a little choad. All women like a man that can really give it to them good and hard. Women see it as a badge of honor when you leave them walking funny the next day. They just don't admit it to you because they don't want to hurt your feelings.



I beg to differ. I know lots of ladies that love a protein shot to the face or getting some yellow discipline.

A lady told me that a woman likes a strong force behind them, so fellas if your back there taking it easy, you better bang bang bang.
 

Toxick

Splat
You obviously have a little choad. All women like a man that can really give it to them good and hard. Women see it as a badge of honor when you leave them walking funny the next day. They just don't admit it to you because they don't want to hurt your feelings.


Hey - I've already copped to being wrong about it. No need to pile on.

And the fact that I've never tried to hospitalize my partner has nothing to do with size.




I beg to differ. I know lots of ladies that love a protein shot to the face or getting some yellow discipline.

Maybe you should tack this on to your "ad" at Olive Garden. Get some more phone calls.
 

FED_UP

Well-Known Member
A guy once told me the lady was so tight he could not get in, how is this possible? So I started thinking that its a good idea to always travel with a crow bar in the trunk
 

Pete

Repete
A guy once told me the lady was so tight he could not get in, how is this possible? So I started thinking that its a good idea to always travel with a crow bar in the trunk

Maybe he was really drunk and it wasn't a lady.
 

Otter

Nothing to see here
Fact: The average size of a male member is 6"
Fact: The average depth of a female recepticle is 8".

Conclusion: In New York City, there is approximately 350,000 yards of unused vagina.

:yay: fun facts to know and tell
 

Baja28

Obama destroyed America
Fact: The average size of a male member is 6"
Fact: The average depth of a female recepticle is 8".

Conclusion: In New York City, there is approximately 350,000 yards of unused vagina.

Man: Woman, you suck in bed, I need to go get me some strange.
Woman: If you had a bigger dick, you'd get some strange!
 

Sherlock

Casserhole!
When Juggy aka "The Meat Hammer" would make sweet jungle love to a white girl, she wasn't allowed to stand up for 3 days or else her insides would fall out.
 
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