For the ladies....

LadyWolf

New Member
I know we kinda got off on this subject somewhere else, but here it goes again:

Does size really matter? :really:


For me, size matters. I don't want a guy who's 5' 7" or less and 250+ lbs. A few extra lbs at whatever height is okay, but not nasty obese. I like a man who has some self-control and discipline. :whistle:
 

FED_UP

Well-Known Member
For me, size matters. I don't want a guy who's 5' 7" or less and 250+ lbs. A few extra lbs at whatever height is okay, but not nasty obese. I like a man who has some self-control and discipline. :whistle:

We can't control the release time, while your watching your stop watch at the same time, that gets annoying. :smoochy:
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
When Juggy aka "The Meat Hammer" would make sweet jungle love to a white girl, she wasn't allowed to stand up for 3 days or else her insides would fall out.

Wait!!


NOW the Clem/JPC disables are becoming clearer...

They didn't wait the requisite 72 hours?
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
For me, size matters. I don't want a guy who's 5' 7" or less and 250+ lbs. A few extra lbs at whatever height is okay, but not nasty obese. I like a man who has some self-control and discipline. :whistle:

Psst...they were not referring to gut size. Well unless they have a gut that extends past their ummmm...:gossip:. My mother calls it a dickie-do.
 

Sherlock

Casserhole!
Wait!!


NOW the Clem/JPC disables are becoming clearer...

They didn't wait the requisite 72 hours?

:lol:

More than likely, that's the case. Whenever Juggy starts drinking, he will pound anything. He's been banned from homeless shelters and zoo's.
 

FED_UP

Well-Known Member
When you use words like that, it sounds like us guys are supposed to be as fast as possible.

Not exactly what you ladies are lookin for. :killingme

Us men want to be in and out as quickly as possible, just like going to a store, get what you want off the shelf and exit quickly. The longer we stay the sooner a lady will start hollering about the L word :cds:
 
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FED_UP

Well-Known Member

Its the word you ladies use when you want to spring the trap on us :smack: It’s the word most men dread to hear you say for the first time
It’s the word that most men hate saying
It’s the word that causes pain
It’s the word that can make a person kill for you
It’s the word that can break your heart
Is that enough hints
 
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SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
Us men want to be in and out as quickly as possible, just like going to a store, get what you want off the shelf and exit quickly. The longer we stay the sooner a lady will start hollering about the L word :cds:

Lesbian? :confused:

Its the word you ladies use when you want to spring the trap on us :smack: It’s the word most men dread to hear you say for the first time
It’s the word that most men hate saying
It’s the word that causes pain
It’s the word that can make a person kill for you
It’s the word that can break your heart
Is that enough hints

The L word must be "Loser" :loser: Wait, that's not it... :killingme :lmao:
 

FED_UP

Well-Known Member
The L word must be "Loser" :loser: Wait, that's not it... :killingme :lmao:

OK, lets try this again

It's a word you might say to someone that has a lot of money
It's a word you might say to a lady to get in her panties
It's a word you might say to someeone because you had the best sex ever
It's a word you might say to someone because she/he gives good :whistle:
It's a word that can make you poor gas on someone and light a match because they left you and you don't want anyone else to have them.

Now that should do it, think really hard.
 
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