For those of you with little ones...

[Bronwyn]

Appeal elementary school has two living right on Appeal Ln

 

[MMDad]

How about Alcatraz island?

Too close to shore, and it is possible to swim it. I don't want to waste money guarding them. I'm thinking Midway Island.

 

[Bronwyn]

Too close to shore, and it is possible to swim it. I don't want to waste money guarding them. I'm thinking Midway Island.

I say we send them all on a field trip to Algeria or Iran

 

[donbarzini]

Too close to shore, and it is possible to swim it. I don't want to waste money guarding them. I'm thinking Midway Island.

Alright, I like that better. But they still get voted off. Take them to the beach, point them toward Hawaii, tie 10lb weights to their wrists and ankles, rub them with raw meat, and tell them if they make it they live. Can you imagine the ratings. Be like "The Running Man". I volunteer to play Richard Dawson's part!

 

[Bronwyn]

Alright, I like that better. But they still get voted off. Take them to the beach, point them toward Hawaii, tie 10lb weights to their wrists and ankles, rub them with raw meat, and tell them if they make it they live. Can you imagine the ratings. Be like "The Running Man". I volunteer to play Richard Dawson's part!

Perfect!

 

[Richard Cranium]

Instead of sending them to Iran, let's just do what they do....if they steal, they get a hand cut off. If they lie, they get their tongue chopped. Get my drift?

We could always use some more free labor for the next 50 years. Those 100 hour weeks could save us a bunch of tax dollars.

 

[Bronwyn]

Instead of sending them to Iran, let's just do what they do....if they steal, they get a hand cut off. If they lie, they get their tongue chopped. Get my drift?

We could always use some more free labor for the next 50 years. Those 100 hour weeks could save us a bunch of tax dollars.

They tried that in the dark ages.

 

[MMDad]

Instead of sending them to Iran, let's just do what they do....if they steal, they get a hand cut off. If they lie, they get their tongue chopped. Get my drift?

We could always use some more free labor for the next 50 years. Those 100 hour weeks could save us a bunch of tax dollars.

Since child molestation is a mental defect, the brain is the offending part. I vote that we use bullets to remove it.