Golf Corner by Denny Cement

[jazz lady]

Amazing how silent it got in here, isn't it?

 

[Agee]

Amazing how silent it got in here, isn't it?

Could it possibly have anything to do with last weekends scorecard

 

[jazz lady]

Could it possibly have anything to do with last weekends scorecard

Could be. I heard and congrats!

Now let's hear all the excuses come pouring in from the other golfers.

 

[Agee]

Could be. I heard and congrats!

Now let's hear all the excuses come pouring in from the other golfers.

TY, actually I tied the little "rodent"

 

[jazz lady]

TY, actually I tied the little "rodent"

I must have misheard. I thought you had beaten somebody by one stroke? Maybe is was someone else.

 

[Agee]

I must have misheard. I thought you had beaten somebody by one stroke? Maybe is was someone else.

Yeah it was the other somebody...

Boy...










j/k: I did, although it wasn't the resounding victory that Pete and Otter normally put on me.

 

[jazz lady]

Hey, a win is a win no matter HOW you slice it. Oops - did I say SLICE?

 

[Pete]

Yeah it was the other somebody...

Boy...










j/k: I did, although it wasn't the total resounding ass whoopin of gargantuan proportions that Pete and Otter normally put on me.

fixed

 

[jazz lady]

fixed

:sourgrapes:

 

[Pete]

:sourgrapes:

Not at all, he beat me by one. He played 8 strokes better and I played 16 strokes worse than normal.

 

[Pete]

:sourgrapes:

Your welcome to come out and play too, they have ladies tee's.

 

[jazz lady]

Not at all, he beat me by one. He played 8 strokes better and I played 16 strokes worse than normal.

:sux2bu:

Just kidding - everybody has a bad day now and again. I've been handed my butt on a silver platter more than once. You just shrug it off and look forward to the next time.

 

[jazz lady]

Your welcome to come out and play too, they have ladies tee's.

Sure thing. Do I at least get a lesson first?

Seriously, I've thought about trying it as I'm doing a lot of other things to see if I like them. You don't know until you try and it looks like fun.

 

[Pete]

:sux2bu:

Just kidding - everybody has a bad day now and again. I've been handed my butt on a silver platter more than once. You just shrug it off and look forward to the next time.

Oh I think Mr Gasm is going to be in the back of the bus Saturday we are playing at the good course, I wont have an 8 year old to chase around the course and I made the tee time extra early.

 

[jazz lady]

Oh I think Mr Gasm is going to be in the back of the bus Saturday we are playing at the good course, I wont have an 8 year old to chase around the course and I made the tee time extra early.

Poor Air. The glory is short-lived. Slightly stacking the deck, aren't you?

 

[Pete]

Poor Air. The glory is short-lived. Slightly stacking the deck, aren't you?

Nah, the crisp cool air might make him play better. He has just over 24 hours to revel in his tie/win. He better yuk it up.

 

[jazz lady]

Nah, the crisp cool air might make him play better. He has just over 24 hours to revel in his tie/win. He better yuk it up.

And let the smack talk begin...

 

[Agee]

Oh I think Mr Gasm is going to be in the back of the bus Saturday we are playing at the good course, I wont have an 8 year old to chase around the course and I made the tee time extra early.

 

[Pete]

did you say something? All I heard was "wiff"

 

[cattitude]

Maybe is was someone else.

gotcha!!!