Groping poll...

[Larry Gude]

...err...survey.

In any event, as I am a bit tipsy tonight, I feel this is an entirely appropriate time to ask a few questions;

I really don't know, given my present condition, how coherent this will work out to be, but, here goes;

We'll break this down into those who know me and those who don't. Ladies, let's say I groped you. Not the innocent bump at the bean dip, but a real live, honest to goodness hooter handling.

 

[kwillia]

Ummm... apparently you drank a little too much and are having trouble getting your poll up...

 

[kom526]

Wasn't that a Dead Kennedys song? "Too dunk to poll"?

 

[missperky]

I would knock you the #### out! Plain and simple.

 

[sunflower]

I would grope you back and twist your dick as hard as I could

 

[meangirl]

I would grope you back and twist your dick as hard as I could

My reaction would vary depending on if you were drunk or not at the time honestly. (or if I was. ) :shrug:

 

[FireBrand]

I would grope you back and twist your dick as hard as I could

Sticks and Stones may hurt my bones, but whips and chains excite me

 

[sunflower]

My reaction would vary depending on if you were drunk or not at the time honestly. (or if I was. ) :shrug:

True....

 

[missperky]

My reaction would vary depending on if you were drunk or not at the time honestly. (or if I was. ) :shrug:

If they were drunk, I would just hit them harder....

 

[Mousebaby]

Heck I knock my own husband out for groping my hooters!

 

[Larry Gude]

Two damn pages...

...of people too impatient to wait to weigh in on a groping poll.

What does that say about us as a society?

 

[Larry Gude]

What can I say...

Ummm... apparently you drank a little too much and are having trouble getting your poll up...

...it's a big poll.

 

[sunflower]

...of people too impatient to wait to weigh in on a groping poll.

What does that say about us as a society?

Group

 

[FireBrand]

...of people too impatient to wait to weigh in on a groping poll.

What does that say about us as a society?

premature polling

 

[kwillia]

...it's a big poll.

I must admit... it is quite an impressive poll for a drunk man. It was worth the wait.

BTW, I am proud to see you chose not to use the "display voter's name" feature. I was wondering if you were going to use this as a reference for who to grope in the future.

 

[Larry Gude]

I don't understand that...

Heck I knock my own husband out for groping my hooters!

...I mean, goddamn, think of all the crap he puts up with. You really mean that? Jeez, do you have any idea how happy it makes us to fondle boobs?

 

[missperky]

I voted.

I'd kick you in the balls.

 

[Mousebaby]

...I mean, goddamn, think of all the crap he puts up with. You really mean that? Jeez, do you have any idea how happy it makes us to fondle boobs?

umm, no, I don't mean that. I was just kidding. He has often told me if he had what I had he would never leave the house!

 

[Larry Gude]

You're reading...

for a drunk man. It was worth the wait.

...comprhension could use some work. I speficikly stated I was 'tipsy', noty drunks.

 

[Larry Gude]

Don't misunderstand him...

umm, no, I don't mean that. I was just kidding. He has often told me if he had what I had he would never leave the house!

...what he means is 'if he had what you have, in his hands, for just awhile, he'd give them back and he'd never leave the house.'