Groping poll...

Would you...(pick as many as apply)

  • I know you and I'd kick/knee you in the balls

    Votes: 3 8.1%
  • I don't know you and I'd kick/knee you in the balls

    Votes: 12 32.4%
  • I know you and I would not kick you in the balls

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • I don't know you and I would not kick you in the balls

    Votes: 7 18.9%
  • I know you and I would give you $5

    Votes: 3 8.1%
  • I don't know you and I would give you $5

    Votes: 3 8.1%
  • I know you and I would grope you back

    Votes: 3 8.1%
  • I don't know you and I would grope you back

    Votes: 6 16.2%
  • I know you and I would ask you for $5

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • I don't know you and I would ask you for $5

    Votes: 8 21.6%
  • I am your wife and I would know you are at least trying to be romantic

    Votes: 5 13.5%
  • I would call the police and have you arrested

    Votes: 5 13.5%
  • I would call the police and ask to borrow their handcuffs

    Votes: 5 13.5%
  • I would consider it the greatest day of my life

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • I would consider it the greatest day of your life

    Votes: 17 45.9%

  • Total voters
    37
  • Poll closed .
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Mousebaby

Guest
Larry Gude said:
...what he means is 'if he had what you have, in his hands, for just awhile, he'd give them back and he'd never leave the house.'


:lmao:


:otter:
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
I'll bet either you're...

missperky said:
Good, I'll sleep better tonight knowing that.

:razz:


...sleeping alone or he is curled up in the fetal position with tears in his eyes and a sweaty brow.

:jameo: :lmao: :killingme
 
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Mousebaby

Guest
Larry Gude said:
...sleeping alone or he is curled up in the fetal position with tears in his eyes and a sweaty brow.

:jameo: :lmao: :killingme


At least we're not sleeping alone, unlike someone else we know! :really:




























J/K :huggy:
 
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missperky

Guest
Larry Gude said:
...sleeping alone or he is curled up in the fetal position with tears in his eyes and a sweaty brow.

:jameo: :lmao: :killingme

I never sleep alone. :neener:



:lmao: :killingme
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
I'm not sleeping alone...

Mousebaby said:
At least we're not sleeping alone, unlike someone else we know! :really:


J/K :huggy:

...I can tell you that right now. Since we got separate houses, I just noticed tonight, because I'm in a rather perceptive state of mind, that for the last several months, there is a guitar in my bed, every night. I kid you not.

One night, the Ovation. The next, the cheap, sleezy Rondo. Friday is usually Strat night. When I'm really wound up, it's Les. Paul that is.

A diiferent one to get my mits on every night. :larry: :killingme
 

FireBrand

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Larry Gude said:
...I can tell you that right now. Since we got separate houses, I just noticed tonight, because I'm in a rather perceptive state of mind, that for the last several months, there is a guitar in my bed, every night. I kid you not.

One night, the Ovation. The next, the cheap, sleezy Rondo. Friday is usually Strat night. When I'm really wound up, it's Les. Paul that is.

A diiferent one to get my mits on every night. :larry: :killingme
You have not lived lest ye lie betwixt a doubleneck 6/12 :jameo:
 
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missperky

Guest
Larry Gude said:
...of tough talk. There ain't too many men who will sleep with a ballbuster.

Ha. :wench:


They like having their balls busted...



:roflmao:
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
I may never live then...

FireBrand said:
You have not lived lest ye lie betwixt a doubleneck 6/12 :jameo:

...because A, I'm a lefty (they don't make many) and B, I only got two hands and C, one of them should be groping somebody!

:lmao: :larry:
 

FireBrand

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Larry Gude said:
...because A, I'm a lefty (they don't make many) and B, I only got two hands and C, one of them should be groping somebody!

:lmao: :larry:

thems R heavy and broad ! They grope plenty ! trust me :lmao:
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Folks...

...for the sake of accuracy and relevence in this poll, I only have one wife, so, one of you, take it back.
 
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