Groping poll...

[Larry Gude]

Hmm...

You're a guitar whore!

...no that's not accurate. I won't jump in bed with just any guitar.

 

[Larry Gude]

I like the sound...

Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry.
Why does everything have to be about LARRY?

...of my own words. Once in awhile, the shotgun method, other people get interested, too. I guess, in a way, I'm just trolling through forums asking people, including complete strangers, if they wanna type.

 

[DoWhat]

It just takes a complete lack of self esteem.

I'm too nice of a person to do something like that.

Mommy & Daddy raised me well.

 

[Larry Gude]

It's a mind set...

I'm too nice of a person to do something like that.

Mommy & Daddy raised me well.

...and I think you either have it or you don't. I did it once in my life and have felt like an azz about it ever since and I was only 18 and pretty drunk to boot. After I oh so boldly asked her if she'd like to #### she said 'how would you like me to slap your face?" and I said 'we can do that too..."

Embarrassing.

 

[sockgirl77]

 

[DoWhat]

...and I think you either have it or you don't. I did it once in my life and have felt like an azz about it ever since and I was only 18 and pretty drunk to boot. After I oh so boldly asked her if she'd like to #### she said 'how would you like me to slap your face?" and I said 'we can do that too..."

Embarrassing.

And then you married her?

 

[DoWhat]

Brings back memories, huh?

 

[sockgirl77]

Brings back memories, huh?

Every girl needs a good groping.

 

[DoWhat]

Every girl needs a good groping.

Oh.

 

[Larry Gude]

Never saw...

And then you married her?

...her again. Knowing how male/female relationships work/don't work, her I am some 25 years later ashamed of it and she might be wondering how it might have been.

Or, maybe she voted in the poll to kick me in the nuts!

 

[Larry Gude]

The trick...

Every girl needs a good groping.

...is in knowing when she wants it.





A good job for EOD

 

[sockgirl77]

Oh.

Hey, chubby girls need luvn' too. :shrug:

 

[sockgirl77]

A good job for EOD

Equal Opportunity Dick?

 

[Larry Gude]

Now...

Equal Opportunity Dick?

...you're just being naughty and giving fire chiefs bad ideas.

http://www.bragg.army.mil/EOD/

 

[sockgirl77]

...you're just being naughty and giving fire chiefs bad ideas.

http://www.bragg.army.mil/EOD/

Oh.

 

[DoWhat]

I'm so happy that I love my wife, and she loves me (I hope).
I couldn't imagine being single again.

I'd be scared.

 

[Larry Gude]

Well...

I'm so happy that I love my wife, and she loves me (I hope).I couldn't imagine being single again.

I'd be scared.

...I guess you could conduct a test; Next time you're out together, tell her to watch this; and walk down the bar asking 'the' question.

It would be interesting to hear about her reaction. If you can't type for awhile, she loves you.

 

[sockgirl77]

Hey Larry. I just read all of the results. Not looking too positive for you. Most would denut you. Not one person would pay you for a grope.

 

[Kain99]

Hey Larry. I just read all of the results. Not looking too positive for you. Most would denut you. Not one person would pay you for a grope.

But several would happily grope hiim back! Keep it positive woman!

 

[sockgirl77]

But several would happily grope hiim back! Keep it positive woman!

Those votes were probably by his wives.