Hey Cat Owners

nomoney

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Mix real fine shards of glass with hamburger or tuna for the little furry critters.They will wonder off and die a slow, painful agonizing death. This should add a little joy to your day. :howdy:


trapping,shooting, spiking food with glass shard all to stop someones family pet from coming in your yard? Whatever happened to just using the hose?
 

struggler44

A Salute to all on Watch
trapping,shooting, spiking food with glass shard all to stop someones family pet from coming in your yard? Whatever happened to just using the hose?

I wouldn't hurt an animal, not intentionally.You should have felt the :sarcasm: oozing from the post...... I lied, I have stung a dogs ass with my BB gun a few years back cause he kept knocking my trash cans over but I don't think I hurt him
 

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
I wouldn't hurt an animal, not intentionally.You should have felt the :sarcasm: oozing from the post...... I lied, I have stung a dogs ass with my BB gun a few years back cause he kept knocking my trash cans over but I don't think I hurt him

TYVM....cha-ching.
 

EmnJoe

nunya bidnis
Mix real fine shards of glass with hamburger or tuna for the little furry critters.They will wonder off and die a slow, painful agonizing death. This should add a little joy to your day. :howdy:

As long as you don't have any animals, just lay out a nice bowl of antifreeze.
They love it! :whistle:

Keep your frigging domestic rodents in your own yard.
There is no need for me to be cleaning cat poo out of my gardens, or to be finding little kitty prints on my truck every morning.

Here is the deal. Ive talked to these people, the didnt care, claimed they couldnt make their cats stay in their yard.

Ive warned these people, they dont care, think Im joking.

Tonight Im setting traps, and when I catch their cats, Im going to skin them and throw them on the grill, I will leave their roasted cats on their front porch for them to feed their families.

I like cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself.
:buddies: I agree 100%. My dog is not allowed to roam so why should the freaking cats be allowed. Kill them all!
 

Cowgirl

Well-Known Member
trapping,shooting, spiking food with glass shard all to stop someones family pet from coming in your yard? Whatever happened to just using the hose?

Well how is that going to prove to everyone what a big tough manly man you are? :tap:
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
You know, I've listened to Larry any number of times talking about how he hates cats, threatening to shoot them, etc. In reality, he would no sooner harm a cat than he would lop his own arm off. So I take all this macho blathering with a grain of salt.
 

struggler44

A Salute to all on Watch
Well how is that going to prove to everyone what a big tough manly man you are? :tap:

I am an animal person but I understand peoples frustrations on this: What good does squirting a hose on an animal do? Look at the "animals" in jail, the ones society continually wants to rehabilitate, get them counseling, get them help just to have them come back and do the same violations again and again. I would be willing to bet that this isn't the first time BCP has tried to deal with the cats, sometimes your options are limited to achieve a satisfactory result to the problem at hand that is created by your "neighbors" short comings. Keep your animals on your own property or STFU about how people deal with it.
 

struggler44

A Salute to all on Watch
You know, I've listened to Larry any number of times talking about how he hates cats, threatening to shoot them, etc. In reality, he would no sooner harm a cat than he would lop his own arm off. So I take all this macho blathering with a grain of salt.

I would hope that actually removing an animal would be a last resort; would Larry take care of the problem if someone elses cat continually walks on his 45k vehicle or he wakes up to a pile of cat scat on his front porch every morning? He would take care of the problem, he would have that much "macho" in him I hope.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
I would hope that actually removing an animal would be a last resort; would Larry take care of the problem if someone elses cat continually walks on his 45k vehicle or he wakes up to a pile of cat scat on his front porch every morning? He would take care of the problem, he would have that much "macho" in him I hope.

It's more manly to not worry about stupid stuff. Hate to burst your bubble about what constitutes a "man".
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
I would hope that actually removing an animal would be a last resort; would Larry take care of the problem if someone elses cat continually walks on his 45k vehicle or he wakes up to a pile of cat scat on his front porch every morning? He would take care of the problem, he would have that much "macho" in him I hope.

:lol:

No and hell no. I talk tough about cats but, I am a wuss and a sucker for them.

I've killed sick and wounded, and I mean crippled animals before. You will not finding me getting a heart transplant for 'ol Moosie. However, offing a cat for pawing up the car, pissing the stove, twice, or getting hair all over my pillow may have crossed my mind, but, I couldn't do it.

Vrail had to put our dog down before he hurt someone and he was just a damn good animal except for that one fatal flaw. I couldn't have done it. And he was gonna hurt some kid, maybe bad, sooner or later.
 
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