Hey Cat Owners

bcp

In My Opinion
Are you another cat hater like the aholes bcp and struggler?
I dont hate cats, I have two, they have never been outside.
I hate cats that are discarded by uncaring inhumane owners that kick them out into the neighborhood to fend for themselves.

Those, are the people that hate cats.
I guess they got them as kittens when they were cute, then after they matured the "owners" decided it would be much easier to just kick them out and pretend they were still pets.
 
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dems4me

Guest
Dogs I can deal with, cats? not so much.

The perfect solution. I wont have to do a thing.

Yeah :yay: Dogs won't dig holes or poop in your yard or trample things in your garden. :rolleyes: Good thing they never get muddy paws, pee on your vehicle and your tires, chase vehicles or knock people over too. :yay:

Heck I'm still trying to figure out your post yesterday about cats
"Public nuisance includes the following acts by an animal:
•Molesting pedestrians" :jet:
 

Beta84

They're out to get us
If people would just leave cats alone and let them be cats, we would not have any problems. Cats dont attack people, they cover up thier poop and they help control the small critter population.

hold on...isn't the complaint that they let cats be cats? And then they scratch up their cars or eat their plants or piss on something or leave whatever else a general mess. they can control someone's critter population from inside. if other people want pest control they can buy their own cats.

Oh and my cat used to attack people...she would hide behind a plant and any time we walked by she would jump out and scare the crap out of people, but then she'd run away in fear :lmao:
 

Mojo

New Member
Everytime I see cats running wild in my neighborhood, I just call my homie Bryan hathaway up. He sends the cats home with 1 life each and buttholes bigger than Kris' head.
 
hold on...isn't the complaint that they let cats be cats? And then they scratch up their cars or eat their plants or piss on something or leave whatever else a general mess. they can control someone's critter population from inside. if other people want pest control they can buy their own cats.

Oh and my cat used to attack people...she would hide behind a plant and any time we walked by she would jump out and scare the crap out of people, but then she'd run away in fear :lmao:

The complaints come from cat haters. Cats are born hunters and should be alowed outside to roam. Compared to other outdoor animals, dogs included, they do very little harm. Why dont you shoot that crow that leaves the large pile of crap on your car? That will ruin your paint faster than a cats paw.
 

Beta84

They're out to get us
The complaints come from cat haters. Cats are born hunters and should be alowed outside to roam. Compared to other outdoor animals, dogs included, they do very little harm. Why dont you shoot that crow that leaves the large pile of crap on your car? That will ruin your paint faster than a cats paw.

if they're born hunters then why are they domesticated at pets? maybe they shouldn't be owned at all.
 

warneckutz

Well-Known Member
Everytime I see cats running wild in my neighborhood, I just call my homie Bryan hathaway up. He sends the cats home with 1 life each and buttholes bigger than Kris' head.

Big Ups to "Big H"...


This place is as :crazy: as the horse forum
 

bcp

In My Opinion
The complaints come from cat haters. Cats are born hunters and should be alowed outside to roam. Compared to other outdoor animals, dogs included, they do very little harm. Why dont you shoot that crow that leaves the large pile of crap on your car? That will ruin your paint faster than a cats paw.
1. I dont hate cats. just dont want them running around my yard.
2. Lions are born hunters too, should I get one and turn it loose?
 
1. I dont hate cats. just dont want them running around my yard.
2. Lions are born hunters too, should I get one and turn it loose?

I am not a mean person, but you are one person I would not help if you found yourself face to face with a loin.
 

bcp

In My Opinion
I am not a mean person, but you are one person I would not help if you found yourself face to face with a loin.
In instances such as this, By your own outline of the situation, we are both in vicinity of said Lion. You would not need to help me.
I would not have to outrun the lion, I would only have to outrun you. and I know I could get the jump on you, as far as endurance? you might have more, but you will be behind me slipping in my poo as I release and run.

the Lion in this instance is most certain to enjoy a tard lunch on that given day.
 

bcp

In My Opinion
I am not a mean person, but you are one person I would not help if you found yourself face to face with a loin.
I just noticed, Im not being threatened by a Lion, but instead by a Loin.

Is this a teabagger thing?
 

struggler44

A Salute to all on Watch
Are you another cat hater like the aholes bcp and struggler?

I'm a semi edjumakated ahole....

I don't have a probblem with cats, i just dont want sumone elsses kittys skratchen my cars or pupein in my flour bedd, i wuold bye a huupdy if that was the kase. Could i send my doggs over to pupe in yoor yard and it be ok? Its what dogs due...
 

EmnJoe

nunya bidnis
Anyone with outdoor cats please post your address. TYIA!

BCP - Watch out for them loins! They are vicious!

 
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