Hey ladies...

[nomoney]

He is dirty in the naughty sense, not disgusting...

but have you seen the belly button? If not then back off sista *3 snaps in z formation with a head roll*

 

[smoothmarine187]

so then explain why you think I should hook up with you

Even a dirty dog deserves his day in the sun. You have to set the bar high and get shot down every now and then! In the porch of life.......you have the big dogs.....with Pixie, MV, Jameo, Jabba, Mig, and Nacho basking in the sun on top of the porch........you are just the little dog that lays under the porch in the shadows and bites people's ankles as they try to head to the top of the porch.

 

[nomoney]

Even a dirty dog deserves his day in the sun. You have to set the bar high and get shot down every now and then! In the porch of life.......you have the big dogs.....with Pixie, MV, Jameo, Jabba, Mig, and Nacho basking in the sun on top of the porch........you are just the little dog that lays under the porch in the shadows and bites people's ankles as they try to head to the top of the porch.

thats it, cmurda is going to kick your white honky ass.

 

[smoothmarine187]

thats it, cmurda is going to kick your white honky ass.

I will let Juggy take care of my light work.

 

[migtig]

but have you seen the belly button? If not then back off sista *3 snaps in z formation with a head roll*

I saw his undies while he was dancing.

 

[nachomama]

I saw his undies while he was dancing.

He wasn't wearing the Bob The Builder ones was he?

 

[smoothmarine187]

He wasn't wearing the Bob The Builder ones was he?

Captain Caveman......I wear those when I really feel like getting crazy.

 

[nachomama]

Captain Caveman......I wear those when I really feel like getting crazy.

Oh, so it was a Caveman kinda night. :itsgettinhotinherrre:

 

[pixiegirl]

Oh, so it was a Caveman kinda night. :itsgettinhotinherrre:

I must remember to disable the child locks when Smooth is in the back seat!

 

[smoothmarine187]

I must remember to disable the child locks when Smooth is in the back seat!

it was probably good they were on, who knows what I would have done If I could have gotten out. I probably would have thrown my beer bottle right through his damn window.......I was mad as hell.

 

[Lugnut]

you are just the little dog that lays under the porch in the shadows and bites people's ankles as they try to head to the top of the porch.

Ha!

I mean... That was meam!

 

[Lugnut]

You may think that because women do take the initiative to approach you. You should also know by now, as I have been telling you this for months, that it's becuase you are and charming and a list of other things that make you irresistable

I'm a gonna have to buy a bigger hat!

 

[sockgirl77]

Ladies, will you approach a man you don't know to strike up a conversation, ask for a number, etc?

For the whole split second that I talked to you on the phone once, you seem very personable guy. You should have no problem meeting women.

 

[Lugnut]

For the whole split second that I talked to you on the phone once, you seem very personable guy. You should have no problem meeting women.

I'm not having a problem! This was an extension of conversation I had this morning!

I'll have all of you know I'm currently happily married to several women, thank you very much!!

When did we talk??

 

[sockgirl77]

I'm not having a problem! This was an extension of conversation I had this morning!

I'll have all of you know I'm currently happily married to several women, thank you very much!!

When did we talk??

I was at Cadillac's with Beezle in September. We called to try to get you to come out.

 

[Lugnut]

I was at Cadillac's with Beezle in September. We called to try to get you to come out.

Oh yeah!!! Heh sorry bout that.

 

[smoothmarine187]

I was at Cadillac's with Beezle in September. We called to try to get you to come out.

It's always something with him....."I have my kids" "I'm getting my colon examed" "I just won 6th place in a horse competition"......excuses......excuses.

 

[nomoney]

It's always something with him....."I have my kids" "I'm getting my colon examed" "I just won 6th place in a horse competition"......excuses......excuses.

 

[pixiegirl]

It's always something with him....."I have my kids" "I'm getting my colon examed" "I just won 6th place in a horse competition"......excuses......excuses.

Will you please STFU today. I'm in a damn cube farm!

 

[Lugnut]

It's always something with him....."I have my kids" "I'm getting my colon examed" "I just won 6th place in a horse competition"......excuses......excuses.

Punk!