HOW HOT IS it?

[ArkRescue]

HOW HOT IS it?

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )

SO, how hot is it? ........

 

[Dakota]

" It's hot, Damn Hot, Real Hot. So hot I could put food in my shorts and do a little crotch pot cookin."

"Basically it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut."

 

[terbear1225]

" It's hot, Damn Hot, Real Hot. So hot I could put food in my shorts and do a little crotch pot cookin."

"Basically it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut."

"I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames"

 

[GoodnessME]

If this is "hot as he--" I'm going to be GOOD!!!!

 

[ItalianScallion]

It's soo hot I saw a Robin pulling a worm out of the ground with a pot holder.

 

[John Z]

A Johnny Carson joke quoted on Don & Mike many times:

"I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea..."

 

[hvp05]

Temps in D.C. have been so hot recently the Liberals began waterboarding themselves. (Adapted from a Letterman joke.)

 

[GWguy]

It's SO hot that the doctor slapped your mama.






Oh wait..... wrong joke series........

 

[ArkRescue]

t’s so hot you could poach an egg in my armpit.

 

[ArkRescue]

It's so hot that farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

 

[Dutch6]

It's so hot that your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

 

[kwillia]

It's so hot, Pete is serving his pancakes still frozen.

 

[limblips]

It is so hot that Al Gore is running around yelling "I told you so"!!!!

 

[garyt27]

so hot

It's so hot the corn in the fields started popping.
The cows in the next field looked up and saw the popcorn coming down,
thought it was snow, ........................ and froze to death!

 

[Dakota]

It is so hot, the trees are whistling for the dogs.

 

[preselector]

It's so hot I burned my butt this afternoon cleaning the gutters. Seriously. It was bright red. I had to sit on an ice pack later.

 

[itsbob]

It's so hot I burned my butt this afternoon cleaning the gutters. Seriously. It was bright red. I had to sit on an ice pack later.

Why do you clean the gutters with your ass??

 

[preselector]

Why do you clean the gutters with your ass??

The leaf blower is broke.

 

[glhs837]

(From a Navy Ordnance Chief of my acquaintance from upstate Maine)

"Its hotter an a fresh #$%#ed fox in a forest fire!!!!"

 

[Dutch6]

So hot that when you dig up potatoes, they're already baked