HOW HOT IS it?

[Cowgirl]

(From a Navy Ordnance Chief of my acquaintance from upstate Maine)

"Its hotter an a fresh #$%#ed fox in a forest fire!!!!"

My former coworker says that, but he says "half frigged fox".

 

[glhs837]

He was full of them...

"Its raining harder that a two @#$$ered goat @#$%ing on a flat rock"

 

[kwillia]

It's so hot, Ken King's been humanely adding ice cubes to the feral cat antifreeze bowls out of concern.

 

[cattitude]

Roosevelt, Good Morning Vietnam, Robin Williams, A1C Adrian Cronauer, Sound Bite

 

[belvak]

It's so hot I burned my butt this afternoon cleaning the gutters. Seriously. It was bright red. I had to sit on an ice pack later.

Why do you clean the gutters with your ass??

The leaf blower is broke.

 

[RareBreed]

It's so hot... I want the Blizzard of 2010 to come back. At least then I wouldn't have to be at work.

 

[GWguy]

It's so hot that the slug trying to cross my sidewalk at home didn't make it. It's just a dried up dead slug now.

RIP.

 

[Dutch6]

It's so hot that the slug trying to cross my sidewalk at home didn't make it. It's just a dried up dead slug now.

RIP.

Escargot!

 

[Baja28]

It's so hot... I want the Blizzard of 2010 to come back. At least then I wouldn't have to be at work.

 

[RareBreed]

:shrug: I prefer snow/cold over heat. So Back at 'cha!

 

[ArkRescue]

I'll take mine with butter and sour cream please ....

So hot that when you dig up potatoes, they're already baked

 

[itsbob]

HOW HOT IS it?

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )

SO, how hot is it? ........

So hot you should be out there gathering up all the poor animals that don't have AC..

 

[ArkRescue]

What time should I pick you up?

So hot you should be out there gathering up all the poor animals that don't have AC..

 

[vraiblonde]

:shrug: I prefer snow/cold over heat. So Back at 'cha!

You don't have to scoop heat, though.

 

[ArkRescue]

I agree about the cold being preferable to the heat - I mean when it's REALLY hot you can strip down naked and STILL be HOT! But in the Winter you just keep adding layers until you feel warm ...

You don't have to scoop heat, though.

 

[ArkRescue]

It's so hot that .....

You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Yup.....walking outside from a nice cool place; it's like walking into a wet blanket.....who need to go to the gym for 'a steam'? Just step outside.

 

[ArkRescue]

It's So hot that it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.

 

[Toxick]

It's funny cause it's true.

 

[ArkRescue]

This is a perfect example of how life has changed ....

because 20/30 years ago kids didn't have PC's, video games, cell phones, and the like, so outside they went for entertainment ..... even when it was hot.

It's funny cause it's true.