Hurrah! I Have Arrived!

[Richard Cranium]

Honorary SMIB status

 

[vraiblonde]

Welcome Kris and don't forget your complimentary copy of the somd dictionary.

 

[nanstime]

welcome home but....................you cant have my spot on black friday shopping day at walmart ok? jk since your new here you can have this year

 

[Arista]

So, have you seen Touchdown Jesus yet?

I can see him from my front door. Very inspirational when you've had a tough day at work and he welcomes you home with a "TOUCHDOWN!"


Glad you made is safely, Kris. And welcome.

 

[dn0121]

Well, in the coming weeks I will have a BBQ ( I make the most awesomest brisket) and we will make a pilgrimage

(Jesus is practically next door to me)

Really? My neighbor in Houston made a great brisket. I have missed Texas food since moving here last month. How long do you smoke yours for?

 

[mainman]

Welcome Kris and don't forget your complimentary copy of the somd dictionary.

asshat: A person whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat. short for mainman

 

[vraiblonde]

How long do you smoke yours for?

It's 12, 12 and 12:
12 hours in the marinade, 12 hours with the rub, then 12 hours in the smoker

 

[RoseRed]

OMG, poor Kris!

So, have you seen Touchdown Jesus yet?

We always called it Our Lady of Perpetual Touchdowns.

 

[greyhound]

OMG, poor Kris!

So, have you seen Touchdown Jesus yet?

I've lived in So. Md. all my life and I have never seen "Touchdown Jesus".

 

[vraiblonde]

I've lived in So. Md. all my life and I have never seen "Touchdown Jesus".

St. Mary's? Because there's no reason you'd have seen TDJ if you're in Calvert or Charles. He's not exactly a tourist attraction.

Yet.

 

[greyhound]

St. Mary's? Because there's no reason you'd have seen TDJ if you're in Calvert or Charles. He's not exactly a tourist attraction.

Yet.

General location? I shop in St. Mary's, no place to shop in Calvert.

 

[BadGirl]

I've lived in So. Md. all my life and I have never seen "Touchdown Jesus".

You should be ashamed of yourself. Here you go calling yourself a SoMD resident, and yet you've not paid attention to TDJ.

Really....you should re-think your county residency status.

 

[greyhound]

You should be ashamed of yourself. Here you go calling yourself a SoMD resident, and yet you've not paid attention to TDJ.

Really....you should re-think your county residency status.

I have lived a sheltered life?

 

[vraiblonde]

Really....you should re-think your county residency status.

She's Calvert. A foreigner.

Don't tell her where TDJ is or she'll get a militia together and make a raid.

 

[greyhound]

She's Calvert. A foreigner.

Don't tell her where TDJ is or she'll get a militia together and make a raid.

 

[greyhound]

She's Calvert. A foreigner.

Don't tell her where TDJ is or she'll get a militia together and make a raid.

My Greatgradmother was from St. Mary's...she just came across the bridge to Solomons to get married. My Aunt lives in Ridge.

I still don't qualify for information? My whole family was born and raised in So. Md. (except for my grandfather who was born in Chile).

 

[vraiblonde]

I still don't qualify for information?

Okay, but I'll have to whisper it. Lean in:

It's on Chancellor's Run Rd, on the left as you're heading toward Great Mills Rd, in the cemetary right past St. George's Hundred. Be quiet when you go visit him because the residents are sleeping.

 

[chernmax]

My Greatgradmother was from St. Mary's...she just came across the bridge to Solomons to get married. My Aunt lives in Ridge.

I still don't qualify for information? My whole family was born and raised in So. Md. (except for my grandfather who was born in Chile).

My Greatgradmother =

 

[greyhound]

My Greatgradmother =

You don't have a Greatgradmother?.......

 

[greyhound]

Okay, but I'll have to whisper it. Lean in:

It's on Chancellor's Run Rd, on the left as you're heading toward Great Mills Rd, in the cemetary right past St. George's Hundred. Be quiet when you go visit him because the residents are sleeping.

I promise not to tell anyone.