Husband asked for a divorce....

FED_UP

Well-Known Member
If men were smarter than us, we'd be submissive to them.

Sunday school did not have lessons that man must be smarter, you need to submit to our dominance as the bible says V or burn in hell. V, I am coming over with my bible today and umma learn ya. :killingme
 

SoMDGirl42

Well-Known Member
Sunday school did not have lessons that man must be smarter, you need to submit to our dominance as the bible says V or burn in hell. V, I am coming over with my bible today and umma learn ya. :killingme

You better hope that the OPs spouse is an internet plastic surgeon, you're going to need a doctor to fix all the damage from that bible from up side your face when she gives it to you.

Take pics. and post 'em. :killingme
 

FED_UP

Well-Known Member
You better hope that the OPs spouse is an internet plastic surgeon, you're going to need a doctor to fix all the damage from that bible from up side your face when she gives it to you.

Take pics. and post 'em. :killingme

I will have her trained by midnight :killingme by then its steak after that, foot rub, run my bath, cut my nails, bj and call it a night. :killingme Man I better wake up ha ha.
 

SoMDGirl42

Well-Known Member
I will have her trained by midnight :killingme by then its steak after that, foot rub, run my bath, cut my nails, bj and call it a night. :killingme Man I better wake up ha ha.

You mean, "Man I better not fall asleep or I'll never wake up. She'D kill me by morning". Burning Bed

I'd let her off. I'm just saying............:whistle:
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
Sunday school did not have lessons that man must be smarter, you need to submit to our dominance as the bible says V or burn in hell. V, I am coming over with my bible today and umma learn ya. :killingme

Rectal paper cuts when you have to remove said bible from where she puts it will NOT be enjoyable..
 

FED_UP

Well-Known Member
Rectal paper cuts when you have to remove said bible from where she puts it will NOT be enjoyable..

Why would she want to do that after good ole traning, hell um doing her the favor. OK getting to far off subject, seems OP took a 1/2 day. She sound like a nice person why even bother getting married anymore in today world, look at the divorce rate in the US. I think after about 8-10 years your tired of the other person BS and should be able to move on to the next and won't need the court messy divorce.
 

StokesPrincess

New Member
Why would she want to do that after good ole traning, hell um doing her the favor. OK getting to far off subject, seems OP took a 1/2 day. She sound like a nice person why even bother getting married anymore in today world, look at the divorce rate in the US. I think after about 8-10 years your tired of the other person BS and should be able to move on to the next and won't need the court messy divorce.

I didnt take a half day..although it sounds like a great idea! I have been in the never ending meeting! You guys have made me laugh and I appreciate it!

I dont think I will ever get married again, like I said before live in Sin and what is mine is mine and what is yours is mine, unless of course I want it!! Just sort of kidding
 

SoMDGirl42

Well-Known Member
Why would she want to do that after good ole traning, hell um doing her the favor. OK getting to far off subject, seems OP took a 1/2 day. She sound like a nice person why even bother getting married anymore in today world, look at the divorce rate in the US. I think after about 8-10 years your tired of the other person BS and should be able to move on to the next and won't need the court messy divorce.

I think through all the spelling and grammar errors, I understood what you were saying. If that's true, I almost agree with you. Why get married? My divorce cost me 10X what the wedding was 16 years earlier. :killingme Honestly.
 

FED_UP

Well-Known Member
I think through all the spelling and grammar errors, I understood what you were saying. If that's true, I almost agree with you. Why get married? My divorce cost me 10X what the wedding was 16 years earlier. :killingme Honestly.

Good you second the motion, almost. Spelling is the least of my concern in a forum ha ha. I don't get paid in the forum. There will be a second date missy :killingme
 

Hank

my war
I didnt take a half day..although it sounds like a great idea! I have been in the never ending meeting! You guys have made me laugh and I appreciate it!

I dont think I will ever get married again, like I said before live in Sin and what is mine is mine and what is yours is mine, unless of course I want it!! Just sort of kidding

4 simple questions that need to be answered before I evaluate your situation....

Are you hot?
Do you have a zombie back tattoo?
Do you have a titanium leg?
Do you rock Southern Maryland and the World?
 

nobody really

I need a nap
I didnt take a half day..although it sounds like a great idea! I have been in the never ending meeting! You guys have made me laugh and I appreciate it!

I dont think I will ever get married again, like I said before live in Sin and what is mine is mine and what is yours is mine, unless of course I want it!! Just sort of kidding

has he ever worked? Is the house just in your name?
 

StokesPrincess

New Member
has he ever worked? Is the house just in your name?

Yeah, he worked for a long time. He had a spinal fusion 3 years ago and has not gone back to work. The house is a rental that is in both our names. I need to move to something that is less expensive but I am not ready to do that and I am not leaving him there to ruin it and cost me more money
 

nobody really

I need a nap
Yeah, he worked for a long time. He had a spinal fusion 3 years ago and has not gone back to work. The house is a rental that is in both our names. I need to move to something that is less expensive but I am not ready to do that and I am not leaving him there to ruin it and cost me more money

i feel for ya, hope it works out for the best. nothing harder on the heart than a relationship going down the toilet.

Well, some things are harder. but, this too shall pass.
 
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