I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.
I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.
I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.
Maps prove that the world really is flat.
Maps prove that the world really is flat.
I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.
If it a typical "map of the world" just one stop in Alaska would do.
I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.
Use tape.
Dude, that was hysterically funny! Thanks for the belly laugh. I have always enjoyed your humor because you are so relevant, and a man of few words, which are the smartest ones! If I put my pins in my map it would be hanging sideways! Our daughter is more world traveled than her father and I combined.
Thanks! But as another astute poster pointed out, this is a Mitch Hedberg one liner. Really a funny guy.
I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.
Yeah loved that guy. His totally deadpan, confused and almost lost delivery really made it. I was so pissed when he died because I really thought he was about to blow up.