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yeah I like Gina a lot too. she is a lot different than all the others.AndyMarquisLIVE said:I like Jordin and Gina.
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Jordans performance was good. I liked it.
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"Idol" Results Show: Time Flies When You're Being Had
ANATOMY OF AN "AMERICAN IDOL" RESULTS SHOW 3/22/07
9 P.M.: Host Ryan Seacrest does intros and recap of previous night's performances.
9:04: This week's guest "mentor" Peter Noone sings one of his old tunes. Notice how not one of the Idolettes, sitting at the side of the stage, sings along, because they've never heard this song before.
9:07: Cut to commercials for:
Ford
Cingular
"Happy Feet" DVD
Orbit gum
JC Penney
Chilis
New Fox reality series "On the Lot"
Fox series "Wedding Bells"
9:11: Cut to Ford ad masquerading as lame music video using the Idolettes as props.
9:12: Cut to ad for Fox series "Til Death" masquerading as Brad Garrett mugging it up on stage while using Idolettes as a prop.
9:13: Garrett leaves stage. "How are we going to fit this show in?" Seacrest wonders. Seacrest has Idolettes stand up at their seats in threes. Each group is announced as safe. Notice how no one ever hugs Sanjaya Malakar when he's announced as safe each week. Only two are left: Stephanie Edwards and Chris Richardson. Seacrest says they received the least votes from viewers this week.
9:16: Cut to commercials for:
Sears
Verizon
AmericanIdol.com
Mercedes Benz
Jack in the Box fast food restaurants
T-mobile
Six Flags
Local news
Fox series "Til Death"
Fox series "Smarter Than a Fifth Grader"
9:20: Cut to ad for previous "Idol" winner Fantasia Barrino starring in Broadway production of "The Color Purple" masquerading as "challenge" contest in which viewers can win-get this-a backstage pass to the shooting of one of those Ford ads masquerading as a lame music video using the Idolettes as props, among other things.
9:21: Cut to ad for "Idol's" upcoming charity episodes masquerading as a "pitch" from Seacrest to "corporate America" to e-mail "Idol" if they want to be part of "this great night.."
9:22: This week's guest "mentor" Lulu sings one of her old tunes. Notice how not one of the Idolettes sings along, because they've never heard this song.
9:25: Cut to commercials for:
Coca-cola
The flick "Blades of Glory"
Dreyer's slow Churned Ice Cream
Circuit City
The flick "Pride"
New Fox series "Drive"
Fox series "Til Death"
9:28: Stephanie and Chris are standing on stage holding hands. Seacrest rushes through the "you sang" blah, blah and tells Stephanie she's out. "Stephanie Edwards, take a look at your journey." Seacrest says. Journey tape runs. Stephanie does not get to sing one last time in front of national audience.
The End.
Total time: 30 minutes.
Total commercial time: 15 minutes.
Total judges' time: 2 seconds.
Total Idolette time: 5 minutes.
Total "mentor" singing time: 6 minutes.
ANATOMY OF AN "AMERICAN IDOL" RESULTS SHOW 3/22/07
9 P.M.: Host Ryan Seacrest does intros and recap of previous night's performances.
9:04: This week's guest "mentor" Peter Noone sings one of his old tunes. Notice how not one of the Idolettes, sitting at the side of the stage, sings along, because they've never heard this song before.
9:07: Cut to commercials for:
Ford
Cingular
"Happy Feet" DVD
Orbit gum
JC Penney
Chilis
New Fox reality series "On the Lot"
Fox series "Wedding Bells"
9:11: Cut to Ford ad masquerading as lame music video using the Idolettes as props.
9:12: Cut to ad for Fox series "Til Death" masquerading as Brad Garrett mugging it up on stage while using Idolettes as a prop.
9:13: Garrett leaves stage. "How are we going to fit this show in?" Seacrest wonders. Seacrest has Idolettes stand up at their seats in threes. Each group is announced as safe. Notice how no one ever hugs Sanjaya Malakar when he's announced as safe each week. Only two are left: Stephanie Edwards and Chris Richardson. Seacrest says they received the least votes from viewers this week.
9:16: Cut to commercials for:
Sears
Verizon
AmericanIdol.com
Mercedes Benz
Jack in the Box fast food restaurants
T-mobile
Six Flags
Local news
Fox series "Til Death"
Fox series "Smarter Than a Fifth Grader"
9:20: Cut to ad for previous "Idol" winner Fantasia Barrino starring in Broadway production of "The Color Purple" masquerading as "challenge" contest in which viewers can win-get this-a backstage pass to the shooting of one of those Ford ads masquerading as a lame music video using the Idolettes as props, among other things.
9:21: Cut to ad for "Idol's" upcoming charity episodes masquerading as a "pitch" from Seacrest to "corporate America" to e-mail "Idol" if they want to be part of "this great night.."
9:22: This week's guest "mentor" Lulu sings one of her old tunes. Notice how not one of the Idolettes sings along, because they've never heard this song.
9:25: Cut to commercials for:
Coca-cola
The flick "Blades of Glory"
Dreyer's slow Churned Ice Cream
Circuit City
The flick "Pride"
New Fox series "Drive"
Fox series "Til Death"
9:28: Stephanie and Chris are standing on stage holding hands. Seacrest rushes through the "you sang" blah, blah and tells Stephanie she's out. "Stephanie Edwards, take a look at your journey." Seacrest says. Journey tape runs. Stephanie does not get to sing one last time in front of national audience.
The End.
Total time: 30 minutes.
Total commercial time: 15 minutes.
Total judges' time: 2 seconds.
Total Idolette time: 5 minutes.
Total "mentor" singing time: 6 minutes.
John Z
if you will
Fubar, what a great writeup! 
If Sanjaya doesn't get voted off tonight, I think next week his performance will consist of showing up with crazy clothes/hair, pulling down his pants, crapping on the stage, dropping the live mike on the stage floor, and walking off. He'll do this because he knows he's untouchable now! Do your worst, judges; Sanjaya won't leave!
If Sanjaya doesn't get voted off tonight, I think next week his performance will consist of showing up with crazy clothes/hair, pulling down his pants, crapping on the stage, dropping the live mike on the stage floor, and walking off. He'll do this because he knows he's untouchable now! Do your worst, judges; Sanjaya won't leave!