If A Guy Knows How To Cook

[SoMDGirl42]

I was thinking more along the lines of the pimp shoes

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

something must be working right for you to have a hypothetical girlfriend now instead of just a blowup doll or pretend one.

Don't let them get to ya.

You all just ASSUME I have a "hypothetical girlfriend" now.....and, I don't. I think it's almost comical that a six year old tred is still kicking. That someone is THAT bored; to go back and find it.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

I was thinking more along the lines of the pimp shoes

Hey, they match my leisure suit.

 

[SoMDGirl42]

You all just ASSUME I have a "hypothetical girlfriend" now.....and, I don't. I think it's almost comical that a six year old tred is still kicking. That someone is THAT bored; to go back and find it.

and I gave you a internet and everything. I take it back.

 

[Dye Tied]

You all just ASSUME I have a "hypothetical girlfriend" now.....and, I don't. I think it's almost comical that a six year old tred is still kicking. That someone is THAT bored; to go back and find it.

Like I said...Are you new here?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Like I said...Are you new here?

You did see the 'six-year-old tred' part, right?

 

[Hank]

5'7".....but lotsa folks are under 5'8". 5'7" is within the realm of average.
So I'm average height. :shrug: What else ya got?

Average height for a midget, yeah...

 

[Bay_Kat]

.....is that an alternative to going out? Say you thought he was taking you out somewhere one night, but instead he shows up at your door with a bag of groceries and heads toward the kitchen, saying something like, "How 'bout SPAM sammiches?" Or....."I brought dinner." "How do you like your steak?"

Well, we all know what happens when you asume.
I should've included that this was an established relationship.
But since you brought it up, ejumuhkate me please. What is your idea of an 'established':ie: relationship? And don't say 'married.' I'm talking about working up to that point.

Finally got around to reading most of this thread, these two posts stick out. There is NO WAY this could be an established relationship and you don't know how she likes her steak.

 

[Dye Tied]

You did see the 'six-year-old tred' part, right?

There is not a big enough WHOOSH for you. Not even the smilie one. I was trying to squash my inner internet bully but you make it too easy to let it out.

 

[MMDad]

Finally got around to reading most of this thread, these two posts stick out. There is NO WAY this could be an established relationship and you don't know how she likes her steak.

This one speaks volumes:

"How 'bout SPAM sammiches?"

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Average height for a midget, yeah...

Oh well.....

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

This one speaks volumes:

Like that one eh?

 

[Grumpy]

There is not a big enough WHOOSH for you. Not even the smilie one. I was trying to squash my inner internet bully but you make it too easy to let it out.

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

There is not a big enough WHOOSH for you. Not even the smilie one. I was trying to squash my inner internet bully but you make it too easy to let it out.

Easy fix for ya.....must.....stop.....typing.....

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

That was my mantra in grade school. Thaaanks for the memories.

 

[Hank]

That was my mantra in grade school. Thaaanks for the memories.

Do you own gerbils?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Do you own gerbils?

There you are from deep out in left field somewhere again, but no.

 

[Hank]

There you are from deep out in left field somewhere again, but no.

Hamster? Mice? PVC pipe? Vaseline? Whatcha got?

 

[Hank]

Vodka? weed? coke?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Vodka? weed? coke?

Captain Morgan, coke.....Captain Morgan and Coke