If You Believe In Online Relationships Read On
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kelb
art imitating life
Dougstermd
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rack'm
Jaded
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads
40-ish....................................49.
Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..................................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful................................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist.................................Fat.
Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
Friendship first.......................Former Slut
New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Outgoing................................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional................. ..........#####.
Voluptuous.............................Very fat.
Large frame............................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
40-ish....................................49.
Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..................................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful................................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist.................................Fat.
Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
Friendship first.......................Former Slut
New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Outgoing................................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional................. ..........#####.
Voluptuous.............................Very fat.
Large frame............................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
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toppick08
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kelb
art imitating life
hahahahahaa LMAO
Actually.. What if shes a super model...and... shes tired of everyone going after her for her looks and she wants someone to love her personality 1st?
HMmmmmm Food for thought
rack'm
Jaded
hahahahahaa LMAO
Actually.. What if shes a super model...and... shes tired of everyone going after her for her looks and she wants someone to love her personality 1st?
HMmmmmm Food for thought
DO NOT make sense in this thread, you'll ruin the Friday laughs.
rack'm
Jaded
What about Unapproachable Beyotch.
That falls under "secluded"
Pete
Repete
you guys are really good at this online dating thing:
We all tried it at one point. For me it was many years ago.
I corresponded with a couple who did not post pics. that is where I met the "Athletic" linebacker chick and the "big heart" chick.
So I swore off any without a pic. Found one, decent looking, nicely written ad so we corresponded. Comes time to meet and I go and stand there waiting. Soon this chick I had never seen before comes up and introduces herself as the internet chick. Looks NOTHING like the picture. She was about 5'-3" 285lbs and the pic she was fit.
Being the gentleman I am I didn't run out the door screaming nor did I punch her in the food slot, I had to be decent and go through with the date. So we got a table and I started chatting. After a couple beers I finally loosened up enough to say;
"I am pretty shocked you don't look a thing like the picture you posted."
That is when she said those words that cause me to randomly chuckle whenever I think about it.
"Oh, that picture was 17 years old, all my recent ones make me look fat."
It took all my might to not pour my beer on her head and walk out.
aps45819
24/7 Single Dad
Actually.. What if shes a super model...and... shes tired of everyone going after her for her looks and she wants someone to love her personality 1st?
HMmmmmm Food for thought
better odds with a Lotto ticket
Pete
Repete
hahahahahaa LMAO
Actually.. What if shes a super model...and... shes tired of everyone going after her for her looks and she wants someone to love her personality 1st?
HMmmmmm Food for thought
Like that would ever happen
kelb
art imitating life
DO NOT make sense in this thread, you'll ruin the Friday laughs.
Did you just smack me?
Sorry to bring reason to this.. LOL I just felt bad for that guy for a minute. Trying to be positive. Im done now though.. it wont happen again !
kelb
art imitating life
We all tried it at one point. For me it was many years ago.
I corresponded with a couple who did not post pics. that is where I met the "Athletic" linebacker chick and the "big heart" chick.
So I swore off any without a pic. Found one, decent looking, nicely written ad so we corresponded. Comes time to meet and I go and stand there waiting. Soon this chick I had never seen before comes up and introduces herself as the internet chick. Looks NOTHING like the picture. She was about 5'-3" 285lbs and the pic she was fit.
Being the gentleman I am I didn't run out the door screaming nor did I punch her in the food slot, I had to be decent and go through with the date. So we got a table and I started chatting. After a couple beers I finally loosened up enough to say;
"I am pretty shocked you don't look a thing like the picture you posted."
That is when she said those words that cause me to randomly chuckle whenever I think about it.
"Oh, that picture was 17 years old, all my recent ones make me look fat."
It took all my might to not pour my beer on her head and walk out.
rack'm
Jaded
We all tried it at one point. For me it was many years ago.
I corresponded with a couple who did not post pics. that is where I met the "Athletic" linebacker chick and the "big heart" chick.
So I swore off any without a pic. Found one, decent looking, nicely written ad so we corresponded. Comes time to meet and I go and stand there waiting. Soon this chick I had never seen before comes up and introduces herself as the internet chick. Looks NOTHING like the picture. She was about 5'-3" 285lbs and the pic she was fit.
Being the gentleman I am I didn't run out the door screaming nor did I punch her in the food slot, I had to be decent and go through with the date. So we got a table and I started chatting. After a couple beers I finally loosened up enough to say;
"I am pretty shocked you don't look a thing like the picture you posted."
That is when she said those words that cause me to randomly chuckle whenever I think about it.
"Oh, that picture was 17 years old, all my recent ones make me look fat."
It took all my might to not pour my beer on her head and walk out.
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
She lied.
rack'm
Jaded
Did you just smack me?
Sorry to bring reason to this.. LOL I just felt bad for that guy for a minute. Trying to be positive. Im done now though.. it wont happen again !
Bring on the noise
Just wait until he meets her, then we'll all feel sorry for him.