If You Believe In Online Relationships Read On

kelb

art imitating life
:yeahthat: Even I, the person who HATES his picture being taken, have several of myself. I would rather have people speculate that I may be ugly instead of posting my pic and removing any doubt. :lmao:

..and who the heck does NOT have a digi cam these days? hmm?:confused::crazy:
 

kelb

art imitating life
QUOTE=rack'm;2700653]Pete has one, he just wants the women to love his mind first......:lmao:[/QUOTE]


:high5: I hear that LOL Im tired of people not wanting me for my mind LMAO
 

Phina

New Member
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads
40-ish....................................49.

Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.

Athletic..................................No breasts.

Average looking....................Moooo.

Beautiful................................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure................On medication.

Feminist.................................Fat.

Free Spirit.............................Junkie.

Friendship first.......................Former Slut

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s

Open-minded.........................Desperate.

Outgoing................................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional................. ..........#####.

Voluptuous.............................Very fat.

Large frame............................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.


When I write my personal ad this will be my bible! :lmao:

(Crossing my fingers) that I find a guy without having to go that route!!
 

DEEKAYPEE8569

Well-Known Member
Just go meet her and report back. I think it's time you took the next step.
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You know.....that's not a bad idea. Except for that "report back" part. I mean what if we suddenly decide to run off together?
 
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