At noon, Vice President Vance will be sworn-in first, by Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. Vance’s hand will rest on a Bible his great-grandmother ‘Mamaw’ Bonnie gave him in 2003 when he left for Marines basic training. After that, Chief Justice John Roberts will swear in President Trump, and not merely on
one Bible, but two—
twice as many as other presidents!— a Bible his mother gave him in 1955 plus President Lincoln’s, from the 1861 Lincoln Inauguration, and used in Trump’s 2017 Inauguration.
But this time,
everything is different, like
Trump’s glowering presidential portrait. For another thing, Trump’s Transition Team has shown historic discipline — and
nothing has leaked. Keeping the team’s offices located outside of DC must have helped, but the team worked flawlessly.
Due to the lack of leaks, corporate media lacks any idea how many executive orders Trump will sign immediately after his Inauguration (some at the Capitol, and then
more at the Capitol One Arena). Whatever the number is, he plans to sign
a lot. Headlines range from predicting
“more than 50” (NBC) to
“over 200” (a much more enthused Fox) — but it seems pretty clear
it will be a record-setting number.
Speaking to supporters at last night’s rally,
Trump said his advisors asked him to stretch out signing his orders, doing it over weeks for maximum politcal benefit. But he’s
not waiting. He’s doing them all today, in one great blast, an act of political genius that will confound corporate media, which will have to pick
what to complain about tomorrow. Then Trump promised, “It’s not gonna stop!”
Trump teased a bunch of EO topics. It hardly seems necessary to run through them all; we’ll literally find out in a few hours. But for a quick taste,
he described pending orders to: disassemble diversity;
define “man” and “woman”; refuse to hire staffers who worked for RINO traitors during his first term;
suspend security clearances for the 51 deep state liars who signed the letter verifying the Hunter Biden laptop was Russian disinformation; designate drug cartels as foreign terrorists; raise standards for classifying
anything; release records on assassinations; pardon the non-violent January 6th political prisoners; stop the feds’ war on cryptocurrency; implement Schedule F and require federal workers to come back to their offices
in person; give TikTok three more months to sell;
revoke most of the destructive Biden orders; and restore most of Trump’s first-term executive orders, including on the border and energy independence.
He also announced plans to declare
two states of emergency: one on the border and one on energy. Those declarations will further expand the President’s executive powers.
And the best part is: unlike President Cabbage, President Trump will actually know what he’s signing.
Prepare for overwrought stories about out-of-control executive authority. I tried to warn the Democrats that their executive overreaching during the pandemic would boomerang. Now, for better or worse, Democrats lack standing to complain about overreach.
Beyond his executive orders, not retreating at all from his campaign promises —if anything, expanding them— Trump promised to: defeat inflation and provide the lowest-cost energy on Earth, cut taxes, slash prices, raise wages, and return thousands of factories to the U.S. through tariffs. Trump said he’d end the war in Ukraine, stop “chaos” in the Middle East, prevent World War III, crush violent crime in cities, and rebuild the police and the military. He also said he’d rebuild Los Angeles, where he’ll visit on Friday, and help make it more “beautiful” than before.
It's finally here. We thought this day would never come. We fought for it, but we didn't deserve it. Still, we received grace and the new Trump Administration is about to launch like a SpaceX rocket.
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