Is your spouse secretly gay/lesbian?

[MMDad]

Is this BCP's MPD?

Think it's pan lady?

 

[Hank]

first thing that comes to mind is maryland polilce department?
LOL
come on - I hate acronyms I can never figure them out and don't want to have to ask my kids

My Penis Delivers

 

[PJay]

more than 1 decade, yes have children, and...I think he knows I know....he hasn't admitted anything, and I don't think he ever will - I don't know if he wants to be gay and hides it, or if he wants to NOT be gay and fights it - does that make sense? I will never know that, and really is not my issue to solve.

Surely you've kicked him to the couch or the garage? So, seems he would ask why?

 

[StraightWife]

My Penis Delivers

Hank....it's the pink bunny costume.....really, it, huh, hmmm, uh....

 

[DoWhat]

My Penis Delivers

 

[StraightWife]

Surely you've kicked him to the couch or the garage? So, seems he would ask why?

i sleep in another room....waiting for the smoke to clear.....

 

[DoWhat]

i sleep in another room....waiting for the smoke to clear.....

Cigars?

 

[Hank]

Cigars?

Pole, dummy!

 

[DoWhat]

Pole, dummy!

crap!

 

[StraightWife]

now, seriously - give the world some more of the subtle clues that your husband might be gay -damnit -

 

[StraightWife]

like - any straight men ever use a face mask ? (like mud masks, ever?)

 

[vraiblonde]

now, seriously - give the world some more of the subtle clues that your husband might be gay -damnit -

Blowjob lips are always a dead giveaway.

 

[DoWhat]

now, seriously - give the world some more of the subtle clues that your husband might be gay -damnit -

I trim my nose hair.

 

[vraiblonde]

like - any straight men ever use a face mask ?

No, usually the whole Batman costume.

 

[Hank]

Blowjob lips are always a dead giveaway.

Oh lord....

 

[itsbob]

Blowjob lips are always a dead giveaway.

I would assume crappy tasting Blow Jobs would have been a clue for her.

 

[DoWhat]

now, seriously - give the world some more of the subtle clues that your husband might be gay -damnit -

Does he always want to stick it in your a$$?

 

[Hank]

Great! All this ghey talk is going to make me dream about slow dancing with sailors at the Blue Oyster Club!

 

[vraiblonde]

Great! All this ghey talk is going to make me dream about slow dancing with sailors at the Blue Oyster Club!

Like you don't do that anyway.

 

[StraightWife]

Does he always want to stick it in your a$$?

um, I think he likes to be the "girl" ,so, no...