‘You guys are sick’: Hamas blasted as a ‘disgrace to Islam’
Babylon Bee is once again - not far off the mark. The rationale is, ok to kill Jews, not ok to strike back.GAZA — With the Israeli military continuing its strikes in Gaza, terrorist organization Hamas released a statement clarifying that it intended to start a war in which its members are the only ones allowed to attack and kill anyone, and the other side can't fight back in any way.
"We believe our intentions have been misunderstood," said Hamas spokesman Zadiq Mohammed Al-Durkadurka. "We didn't want to start the kind of war where the other side can retaliate and start shooting back. We want the kind where we do the killing. Only us, please. We are sorry for the confusion. Death to Israel, thank you."
Hamas Clarifies They Meant To Start The Type Of War Where They Get To Do Whatever They Want And No One Fights BackGAZA — With the Israeli military continuing its strikes in Gaza, terrorist organization Hamas released a statement clarifying that it intended to start a war in which its members are the only ones allowed to attack and kill anyone, and the other side can't fight back in any way.babylonbee.com
Hamas continued to cry foul as Israel continued its retaliatory onslaught. "Our allies in the U.S. will hear about this!" shouted Al-Durkadurka. "Someone get the Squad on the phone immediately!"
At publishing time, Hamas leaders were last heard asking if they were allowed to call a timeout to regroup.
Latest - the hospital wasn't hit, 500 didn't die. It landed in the parking lot as per drone video footage.Way to spread lies and misinformation before checking your sources Omar. Good job. Now tell the true story Omar - the hospital was blown up by Hamas because they were using it as a missile launch site and had a misfire.
I attempted to explain to my wife the idea of American Jews being against Israel. I failed. I don't quite understand it either except to point out that they are almost 100% are of the Reform (progressive) variety.
Jewish Voice for Peace also has a long history of anti-Israel activism and has found itself consistently aligned with pro-Palestine movements in the United States.
It has put forward petitions to suspend U.S. military aid to Israel, and in 2015 it announced its support for the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) strategy to end “Israel’s occupation and colonization of all Arab lands occupied in June 1967." In that announcement, Jewish Voice said that it is “proud to be a part of the global, Palestinian-led Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement to end Israeli human rights violations.”
Jewish Voice for Peace has been funded by left-aligned foundations and was founded by longtime progressive organizers. The Rockefeller Brothers Fund provided a $140,000, two-year grant to the organization. This happened after current U.S. Ambassador to China Nicholas Burns resigned from the organization over its support for BDS-aligned groups. In 2019, the organization received $75,000 from the Tides Foundation, according to NGO Monitor.
The organization makes none of its funding public and available on its website.
Jewish Voice for Peace was founded in 1996 by Tony Kushner and Noam Chomsky. Chomsky has called Israel’s treatment of Palestinians “worse than apartheid.”