lets share helpful hints with one another.

[aps45819]

Never call a Chuck County Deputy (or any other county for that matter) a Cub Scout.

They also take umbrage at being called Barney Fife

 

[mainman]

Barney Fife

You gonna take that Tony? :shrug:

 

[jwwb2000]

Always make sure the person you are attempting to take out of his/her house for a beer or two is actually there

 

[migtig]

If you need to use duct tape on a human body, pad the area first with soft cloth.

 

[migtig]

Pantyhose can be used to temporarily replace a worn out belt on your car.

 

[SEABREEZE 1957]

Me, too.

What happened, BS?

Probably the same thing that happens when you put Bengay on, forget to wash it totally off your hands and then rub your eyes.....Ben Gaya and any 'mucous membrane' don't go good together

 

[Penn]

Wait a moment. You're saying Ben Gay will not produce the same results as Preparation H, when used as directed?

 

[SEABREEZE 1957]

Wait a moment. You're saying Ben Gay will not produce the same results as Preparation H, when used as directed?

I don't think so

You can try it though and let us know the outcome; but I'm pretty sure that your arse area is considered one of the "mucous membrane" areas to avoid putting Bengay:shrug:

 

[camily]

Probably the same thing that happens when you put Bengay on, forget to wash it totally off your hands and then rub your eyes.....Ben Gaya and any 'mucous membrane' don't go good together

Ah, this reminds me of something. When applying eye drops, be sure it is indeed eye drops and not swimmers ear medication used to dry up your ears.

 

[Penn]

I don't think so

You can try it though and let us know the outcome; but I'm pretty sure that your arse area is considered one of the "mucous membrane" areas to avoid putting Bengay:shrug:

Ahhh, I'll take your word for it.

I don't need to be howling for the rest of the day; besides my arse is not in any need of medication!

 

[SEABREEZE 1957]

Ah, this reminds me of something. When applying eye drops, be sure it is indeed eye drops and not swimmers ear medication used to dry up your ears.

Or Super glue...

 

[Wenchy]

Don't step out of the shower without some kind of bathmat on the tile floor.

 

[Geek]

You can knock yourself unfreakingconscious on an open kitchen cabinet

 

[Agee]

Don't step out of the shower without some kind of bathmat on the tile floor.

two layers when bath oils have been deployed!

 

[onebdzee]

Make sure all of the ticks have been removed from the dog BEFORE said dog goes to bed with your 8 yr old mutt

OR....

make sure your 8 yr old mutt knows to NOT pull said tick from the dog....especially if said tick is in one of those "no touch 'cause the dog will not like it" areas

 

[Penn]

When hiking/walking through the woods, please do not assume the person in front of you will hold the tree limb back from smacking you dead in the face.

 

[onebdzee]

When hiking/walking through the woods, please do not assume the person in front of you will hold the tree limb back from smacking you dead in the face.

OMG!....this happened to me when I was walking thru the woods with my mom(of all people)....she was in front, grabbed the limb and accidently let it go thinking I was going to catch it....I ended up in the ER getting part of the tree out of my eye

 

[jazz lady]

Do NOT attempt to pour the 40 pound bad of dog food into the bin first thing in the morning when you're still groggy and totally uncoordinated. :20millionkibblepickup:

 

[camily]

Do NOT attempt to pour the 40 pound bad of dog food into the bin first thing in the morning when you're still groggy and totally uncoordinated. :20millionkibblepickup:

Also, do not leave the open 50lb. bag where the dog can get to it because it's too heavy to pour.

 

[OrneryPest]

When you're baking a cake and putting frosting onto it, if the frosting is gonna outweigh the cake, don't bother to bake the cake. It'll collapse into a big mess. Just make a big pan of frosting. Everybody will like it better anyhow.