lets share helpful hints with one another.

[BS Gal]

Nope. True story during a Sunday Brunch. Other tables didn't like the waitresses action of cutting us off so they gave us their champagne

So what word do you think they would have rather you used?

 

[camily]

Nope. True story during a Sunday Brunch. Other tables didn't like the waitresses action of cutting us off so they gave us their champagne

That's rediculous. Would she have cut you off for saying "arm", "leg", even "breast"? It's a friggin' body part for craps sake. That sounds like my mother. When I say vagina to my daughters my mom just about strokes out. I try to use it as often as possible.

 

[morganj614]

I have a girlfriend that knows how to wrap a cloth napkin so that it likes exactly like a penis. I will see if I can teach this to as that art would have come quite in handy at the brunch... you could have left that waitress lots and lots of folded napkins all around the place...

Oh please learn that trick, I would love to do that as a dinner guest sometime

At least we didn't use the "P" word!

 

[camily]

Oh please learn that trick, I would love to do that as a dinner guest sometime

At least we didn't use the "P" word!

Or the "c" word.

 

[Cowgirl]

Originally posted by aps45819
I'll bet they're cold

Well, I was trying to be quick so nobody would see me...I didn't notice if it was cold or not. All I noticed was the speed of acceleration of my ass towards the ground combined with the hard metal hitch... Let's just say it wasn't as fun as you might think.

 

[Vince]

An old favorite, "Don't pizz into the wind."

 

[Pete]

That's rediculous. Would she have cut you off for saying "arm", "leg", even "breast"? It's a friggin' body part for craps sake. That sounds like my mother. When I say vagina to my daughters my mom just about strokes out. I try to use it as often as possible.

Your vagina or the word?

 

[Otter]

When you are drunk off your ass and decide to go behind your friend's big ass truck to pee, be sure to avoid squatting on the trailer hitch.

Are you Nomo's MPD?

 

[camily]

Your vagina or the word?

 

[pingrr]

After cheeting on your significant other. On the way home stop and top off your gas in the car. While doing so accidently spill a little gas on yourself. That will get rid of any sents left by the other woman.

 

[desertrat]

After cheeting on your significant other. On the way home stop and top off your gas in the car. While doing so accidently spill a little gas on yourself. That will get rid of any sents left by the other woman.

You forgot to add....light a match.

 

[camily]

You forgot to add....light a match.

 

[pingrr]

You forgot to add....light a match.

Thanks for wishing me death a$s hole. I was just trying to give out a helpful hint like the thread stated. This hint may not do you any good but there are plenty of people out there who cheat. This methed could help them out a lot when they don't have time to shower and change before seing their wife.

 

[desertrat]

Thanks for wishing me death a$s hole. I was just trying to give out a helpful hint like the thread stated. This hint may not do you any good but there are plenty of people out there who cheat. This methed could help them out a lot when they don't have time to shower and change before seing their wife.

You're welcome, but it wouldn't necessarily be death, just a good second degree burn. Something to remember next time you decide to have a little extracurricular activity.

 

[pingrr]

When at a strip club you should wear loose fitting pants and never any underwear to get maximum enjoyment out of your time there. Especially if you are getting a lap dance.

 

[aps45819]

When at a strip club you should wear loose fitting pants and never any underwear to get maximum enjoyment out of your time there. Especially if you are getting a lap dance.

don't forget to cut a hole in the bottom of your pocket

 

[desertrat]

don't forget to cut a hole in the bottom of your pocket

When in a movie theater with a girl, cut the bottom out of your popcorn box, put it in your lap and offer her some.

 

[aps45819]

When in a movie theater with a girl, cut the bottom out of your popcorn box, put it in your lap and offer her some.

The old "Popcorn Suprise"
Haven't done that in years.

 

[desertrat]

The old "Popcorn Suprise"
Haven't done that in years.

Popcorn's too friggin' expensive, I think it may be cheaper to buy a #### job.

 

[migtig]

When at a strip club you should wear loose fitting pants and never any underwear to get maximum enjoyment out of your time there. Especially if you are getting a lap dance.

ewwww - everybody else's are funny - yours are nasty