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[BuddyLee]

...and I really do appreciate it, almost as much as I appreciated the public defender.

And what are you defending?

 

[K_Jo]

I don't know what to laugh at first. There's so much good material here.

 

[AC/DC]

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[nomoney]

I am and I have a chubby hubby.

Have I mentioned that I'm ready to go take my chubby arse home.

well i have fat girl syndrome; maybe we should start a club

 

[Tigerlily]

Aren't you just too cute?

Morgan dear can u please pass me some more of that fabulous champagne.

 

[flowerchild]

She doesn't need any more friends. She has plenty of them here and elsewhere. You are the one in need.

Indeed I am, but I seem to be entertaining to rocket scientists like yourself.

 

[flowerchild]

And what are you defending?

Running over two small children while driving drunk in a stolen car on my way to make a crack delivery.

 

[Tigerlily]

Indeed I am, but I seem to be entertaining to rocket scientists like yourself.

Anything to pass an afternoon and collect my paycheck. Got any spare WIC checks? I could use some milk.

 

[BuddyLee]

Nomo

Shut up cracker! I'm in the library you know.

 

[Kizzy]

well i have fat girl syndrome; maybe we should start a club

That is a dayum fine idea!

We could have secret decoder rings and everything.

We in da club; we in da club.

 

[nomoney]

Indeed I am, but I seem to be entertaining to rocket scientists like yourself.

not really-we're just here picking on you because we don't want to talk about the pope or pete's ride in the stink lift.

 

[crabcake]

well i have fat girl syndrome; maybe we should start a club

I would just like to point out that due to the extra adrenaline and work associated with this relocation and being in and out of town so much, I've lost so much weight that I am having to push my stomach out to keep my skirt from falling down.

 

[aps45819]

We in da club; we in da club.

another list my skinny azz didn't make

 

[Tigerlily]

Indeed I am, but I seem to be entertaining to rocket scientists like yourself.

Don't be a hater just cause I got my diploma. Welfare will get you one too.

 

[Kizzy]

another list my skinny azz didn't make

Hey we need skinny men so we look bigger, come on down.

 

[nomoney]

I would just like to point out that due to the extra adrenaline and work associated with this relocation and being in and out of town so much, I've lost so much weight that I am having to push my stomach out to keep my skirt from falling down.

and when we have our club chubby; we can tell skinny posters like this to stfu.

 

[Tigerlily]

It gives me gas and a killer headache, here's the whole bottle. I'll take the Iceberg Vodka..:martini:

Thanks, the vodka is all yours. It makes me mean.

 

[crabcake]

and when we have our club chubby; we can tell skinny posters like this to stfu.

me luv you long time, nomo.

 

[itsbob]

I would just like to point out that due to the extra adrenaline and work associated with this relocation and being in and out of town so much, I've lost so much weight that I am having to push my stomach out to keep my skirt from falling down.

I say don't bother.. let it fall, probably looks 10 times better in a crumpled heap aound the ankles anyways.. JMO!!

Oh and a too

 

[Kizzy]

I would just like to point out that due to the extra adrenaline and work associated with this relocation and being in and out of town so much, I've lost so much weight that I am having to push my stomach out to keep my skirt from falling down.

And yes, the bia!ch has lost weight.

I'm sure you didn't want to be in our stinken club anyway.