Lone Star

[crabcake]

I say don't bother.. let it fall, probably looks 10 times better in a crumpled heap aound the ankles anyways.. JMO!!

And have people see my pink camo'd thong underneath?

 

[crabcake]

And yes, the bia!ch has lost weight.

I'm sure you didn't want to be in our stinken club anyway.

Me luv you long time too! And of course I wanna be in you and nomo's club ... I'm sure it's wayyy more fun than 's club anyways.

 

[aps45819]

And have people see my pink camo'd thong underneath?

Once the skirt falls it won't be underneath. No problem.

 

[BadGirl]

I say don't bother.. let it fall, probably looks 10 times better in a crumpled heap aound the ankles anyways.. JMO!!

Oh and a too

Your skirt always looks better crumpled around your ankles. I've always said that you have the silkiest smooth legs I've ever seen on a man.

to you, too.

 

[AC/DC]

<img src="http://weightlossninja.com/gallery/fat-man.jpg">

 

[crabcake]

I say hijack this thread and make it about us

Done How're you doing you sexy chica you?

 

[itsbob]

Your skirt always looks better crumpled around your ankles. I've always said that you have the silkiest smooth legs I've ever seen on a man.

to you, too.

I'm wearin your pretty blue ones today!!

 

[K_Jo]

<img src="http://weightlossninja.com/gallery/fat-man.jpg">

I've been waiting to use that one!

 

[crabcake]

I'm doing great except for the N.C. envy I am carrying towards you..LOL..

You wanna come with me? :shrug: I'm sure we can squeeze your stuff in the moving truck too.

 

[crabcake]

There's the little thing called "a Job" ...LOL..I' m glad your DQ likes it, that's important. I do go down that way and anyone can hop in my car!

You best let a sista know when you're in town so we can have some sweet tea together.

 

[crabcake]

and boiled peanuts...LOL

I like to think I'm leaving the nuts behind.

 

[Ehesef]

I've been waiting to use that one!

They sell a shirt like this at Spencer's. I bought it for my cousin...

 

[Jameo]

I like to think I'm leaving the nuts behind.

Or getting ............nevermind

 

[K_Jo]

They sell a shirt like this at Spencer's. I bought it for my cousin...

Did he/she appreciate that gesture?

 

[crabcake]

Or getting ............nevermind

Moi?

 

[Ehesef]

Did he/she appreciate that gesture?

He thought it was hysterical. We have a special relationship.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

 

[aps45819]

Lofty goals but take it in small steps. Try gettin off you azz to look up a phone number before you attempt getting off your azz to GET A JOB.

GREY Lone Star 04-20-2005 01:11 PM Thanks for the stellar advice!

OH no, I gots some gray karma

 

[K_Jo]

OH no, I gots some gray karma

If it makes you feel any better, it looks great with your eyes.

 

[Dixie]

Is Lone Star open for business?