Leelee said:If love sucks , then why do those of us that do not have it look for it ?
Because as humans we are inherantly idiots. And we need the physical release. BTW folks. I'm new and have been following this thread recently. Now. I fully expect the venom and wit that have seen displayed by some of you folks. You folks are a hoot!
deadbeatdad said:Leelee said:If love sucks , then why do those of us that do not have it look for it ?
Because as humans we are inherantly idiots. And we need the physical release. BTW folks. I'm new and have been following this thread recently. Now. I fully expect the venom and wit that have seen displayed by some of you folks. You folks are a hoot!
What a user name. It is possible to have sex without a relationship. The real deal is we want the companionship that a relationship offers.
I know what ya mean. It’s hard being a eligible bachelor these days. Me bein a scientist and all I have to be careful cause I can’t tolerate no stupid woman, she’s gotta be smart like me. I’ve had a few women friends over the years but none worked out. Selma from Ridge was real smart but she had that leg hair that drove me crazy. Then there was Patsy from over near Laurel Grove but her trailer burnt down and she had to move. Lucy was real purdy but as Momma said she was dumber than a bag of hammers. The one who really broke my heart was Gertrude Willy, I called her Gert and she used to punch me in the arm. It kinda hurt but I didn’t mind. Gert was a smart and the strongest woman I ever seen, next to Momma Rugg a course. Gert could lift up the corner of a Buick while her brother changed the tire. We broke up cause I goofed up and mentioned her mustache once. She got real mad and her nose holes was flarin and her eyes got all red. She chased me near about 4 miles before I lost her in a switchback. She saw me at Southern States store a few months later and hit me in the head with a hummingbird feeder but that’s all cause I figger she got over me sayin something about her mustache and the hummingbird feeder was the only thing close. I reccon the moral of this story is if you find the perfect woman, never ever say anything about her mustache.CityGrl said:I've decided that love sucks.
StanleyRugg said:I know what ya mean. It’s hard being a eligible bachelor these days. Me bein a scientist and all I have to be careful cause I can’t tolerate no stupid woman, she’s gotta be smart like me. I’ve had a few women friends over the years but none worked out. Selma from Ridge was real smart but she had that leg hair that drove me crazy. Then there was Patsy from over near Laurel Grove but her trailer burnt down and she had to move. Lucy was real purdy but as Momma said she was dumber than a bag of hammers. The one who really broke my heart was Gertrude Willy, I called her Gert and she used to punch me in the arm. It kinda hurt but I didn’t mind. Gert was a smart and the strongest woman I ever seen, next to Momma Rugg a course. Gert could lift up the corner of a Buick while her brother changed the tire. We broke up cause I goofed up and mentioned her mustache once. She got real mad and her nose holes was flarin and her eyes got all red. She chased me near about 4 miles before I lost her in a switchback. She saw me at Southern States store a few months later and hit me in the head with a hummingbird feeder but that’s all cause I figger she got over me sayin something about her mustache and the hummingbird feeder was the only thing close. I reccon the moral of this story is if you find the perfect woman, never ever say anything about her mustache.
Maybe you and me could hang out and play checkers sometime.
Scuse me miss.... Mr. Rugg is a highly respected, local scientist from a prominenant local family. Please be respectful.jaie said:
Mikeinsmd said:Scuse me miss.... Mr. Rugg is a highly respected, local scientist from a prominenant local family. Please be respectful.
Thats funny. I like that!jaie said:
And then sobriety kicks in.Kizzy said:Now, I have found my best relationships are the ones that just fall into place.
Have I told you lately that I love you? :hiccup:Ken King said:And then sobriety kicks in.
K_Jo said:Have I told you lately that I love you? :hiccup: