Maryland about to lose it's nuts?

Sonsie

The mighty Al-Sonsie!
Oh goody! An actual nut displayer.

May I ask what the appeal is? What was it that made you go "hey, I gotta have a set of those."?

It's actually even more amusing that he hung them on an Explorer! Why not just stick a pair on your Geo Metro or hybrid car too? I thought it was a prerequisite to actually have a truck with nuts in order to to display these absurd things. :lmao:
 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
you sure?
those definitions are pretty varied in subject and application... :whistle:

If I am wrong and you he is right that "partially nude figure" included statues, then there would be no need for a new law banning the balls now then would there?

If MD passes a law saying that the depiction of sculpted testicles is illegal and obscene, then I am going to go out to buy a truck, a set of hanging testicles and call them the balls of Jesus and claim religious free expression or that it is a political protest which are both protected under the First Amendment and more than art is.

see, i own a 00 explorer and i bought a set of truck nuts for the hitch. i understand some people think its public nudity, but is it any different seeing a dog walkin around that has his nuts? they say its a distraction to motorists but if thats the case then all bumper stickers and car decals and rims and so on should all be illegal. I think its stupid for them to make it illegal. We're known as land of the free, but yet we have more and more restrictions. I pay my money for my vehicles each month, i should be able to put whatever i want on it.
You effing idiots are actually arguing for the right to hang a pair of plastic nuts from your bumper. :killingme

You go for it boys!! They can not only be used to identify who the morons are but can also be used as a way to identify and attract your fellow homosexuals. :yay:
 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
:lmao: I'd honk. :shrug:

There is also a guy in a black pick up (St. Mary's) who has his car covered with anti-Bush reading material. I don't care what political opinion you have--you look obsessed when you have your car covered like that! I have to commend him on his bravery, however. People must try to mess with him all the time :ohwell: I prefer to lay low...
This is an authentic stool/anhoyingboy sighting!! :jet:
 

Novus Collectus

New Member
You effing idiots are actually arguing for the right to hang a pair of plastic nuts from your bumper. :killingme
WHen I defend other's rights, I am defending mine and everyone elses. When we start denying rights, freedoms and liberties based on Political Correctness we may as well be Europeans and not Americans.

Banning hanging balls is PC at its finest.
 

theArtistFormerlyKnownAs

Well-Known Member
WHen I defend other's rights, I am defending mine and everyone elses. When we start denying rights, freedoms and liberties based on Political Correctness we may as well be Europeans and not Americans.

Banning hanging balls is PC at its finest.

:yeahthat:

Its not like I actually want the tacky things on my vehicle :shrug:

I may never want to run out and marry another dude, but I'm also not going to deny someone's right to do so :shrug:

Thats what a few on these boards fail to realize...you don't have to necessarily support something, or want to do it, in order to defend other people's right to do so :shrug:

Its been said plenty of times already, when you allow people to do something like hang a pair of rubber (?) balls from their tailgate, it helps to easily identify those who are lacking in certain departments...:coffee:
 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
WHen I defend other's rights, I am defending mine and everyone elses. When we start denying rights, freedoms and liberties based on Political Correctness we may as well be Europeans and not Americans. Banning hanging balls is PC at its finest.

:yeahthat: Its not like I actually want the tacky things on my vehicle :shrug: I may never want to run out and marry another dude, but I'm also not going to deny someone's right to do so :shrug: Thats what a few on these boards fail to realize...you don't have to necessarily support something, or want to do it, in order to defend other people's right to do so :shrug: Its been said plenty of times already, when you allow people to do something like hang a pair of rubber (?) balls from their tailgate, it helps to easily identify those who are lacking in certain departments...:coffee:
Well you boys go get em!!! I'll look for ya on the news.

And don't forget, you're arguing in a private forum, not the legislature. :lmao:
 

Novus Collectus

New Member
I meant I'll look for you & Johnny on TV protesting and defending the rights of every nut hanger in the country!!
The courts will take care of it. It probably won't even get to the court of Special Appeals before it was declared moot and the news won't really give a damn about some law the prosecutors will realise is pointless to prosecute any more.
 
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