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Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Baja28 said:
I'm ok with "curvy". After all a man needs a place to put his hands but when they are the size of a weather satellite, that's a whole new game. :buddies:
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Then you should ask about that;

"Hey, baby, will you fit through a standard doorway? Without turning sideways?"
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
Larry Gude said:
You did. If you enjoy the thought of a 23 year old girl who likes 48 year olds guys, hey, good for you. That's legal age. Nothing wrong with that. Different strokes. Different perspectives. To me, my 23 year old daughter is a girl to me and so are her peers. Don't take it personal. Lots of old guys like young girls. I'll even call 23 a young woman so you don't take offense but, to me, it's a girl and the thought of going on a dating site and even beginning to try and find a 23 year old half naked girl who likes beer and football and my fat, old, aging, half crippled ass, and hates shopping, it just struck me as funny. "Hey, baby! Ryan's has an early bird special! And we can grab some Metamucil on the way home!"

:lmao:

:buddies:
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It struck me as funny too. I never searched for a 23 year old girl, half naked who loved football and hates shopping. Not my criteria. Did you miss the part where I said that they were foreign scammers? They will create a profile and randomly contact older guys to try and get them to send them money to come visit them.
 
GWguy

GWguy

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:lmao: this stuff is great...

I would respect a person far far more if they were honest in their profiles rather than finding out about the "mis-information" later.

And don't these women realize that by lying in the profiles they are just setting themselves up for the hurt rather than avoiding it? There are plenty of men who like BBW, and those women would find that out if they were honest.
 
migtig

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
GWguy said:
:lmao: this stuff is great...

I would respect a person far far more if they were honest in their profiles rather than finding out about the "mis-information" later.

And don't these women realize that by lying in the profiles they are just setting themselves up for the hurt rather than avoiding it? There are plenty of men who like BBW, and those women would find that out if they were honest.
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Exactly. Look at me. I'm a BBW - Bold Beautiful Woman!
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Pete said:
It struck me as funny too. I never searched for a 23 year old girl, half naked who loved football and hates shopping. Not my criteria. Did you miss the part where I said that they were foreign scammers? They will create a profile and randomly contact older guys to try and get them to send them money to come visit them.
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I see, so, after you bought the ticket and set a date and Serge showed up, you got suspicious, eh?

:lmao:
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Pete said:
Actually it was accurate. I passed it to a couple female friends to read it over first before posting it. :lol:
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Ah, your first mistake! They KNOW you! :lol:

I'm serious. You must not ask enough questions because I never has some WAY off experience.
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
Larry Gude said:
I see, so, after you bought the ticket and set a date and Serge showed up, you got suspicious, eh?

:lmao:
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Nah, I chuckled and deletete the note. But for ne brief shiny moment I WAS hot enough to attract a turbo hottie who liked watching football, sex and hated shopping and wearing clothes. Unfortunately reality was waiting to slap me.
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Larry Gude said:
You must not ask enough questions because I never has some WAY off experience.
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But I have, and you know how many questions I ask. :lol:

Not to mention how specific my profile was in what I was looking for. I had a list of deal breakers a mile long. And STILL I ended up being contacted by married guys, 20 year olds, my grandfather, unemployed guys living with their parents...along with non-smokers and other social misfits of that ilk. If you are honest in your ad, you ASSume others are honest as well...until you find out the hard way that they're not.

Instead of people being who they are to attract a potential partner, they misrepresent in order to shotgun it and attract anyone at all.
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
GURPS said:
why would a NON Smoker contact a Smoker ......... :jameo:
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Because they're desperate to connect....with ANYONE, they don't really care who. Makes me want to tie them down and blow Swisher Sweets cigar smoke right in their face until they choke to death.
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Pete said:
Nah, I chuckled and deletete the note. But for ne brief shiny moment I WAS hot enough to attract a turbo hottie who liked watching football, sex and hated shopping and wearing clothes. Unfortunately reality was waiting to slap me.
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All I am saying is that if you had daughters you're reaction would have been :jameo: not :diva:
 
Bann

Bann

Doris Day meets Lady Gaga
PREMO Member
GURPS said:
so does mean I a cut off date for girls non younger 10 yrs older than my oldest daughter

her being 26 and me being 47

:razz:
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Uh, no. You cut off dates with all wimmens because you're married & shouldn't be on Match.com.
 
GURPS

GURPS

INGSOC
PREMO Member
Bann said:
Uh, no. You cut off dates with all wimmens because you're married & shouldn't be on Match.com.
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I am not on Match.com or another dating site Doris ...... I was razzing Larry about is age point ....
 
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