May 24th

[Gilligan]

Cool!

By that time it'll be speedo season!

I'm ready! I'll wear my newest favorite hat too!

 

[Bann]

I'm ready! I'll wear my newest favorite hat too!

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[Gilligan]

And guess what?...all the stores are outa eye bleach too.

 

[Bann]

And guess what?...all the stores are outa eye bleach too.

Luckily, I hoarded an extra gallon o' Clorox!

 

[Gilligan]

Luckily, I hoarded an extra gallon o' Clorox!

Don't drink too much at one time... ;-p

 

[Kyle]

The feather is a nice touch!

 

[frequentflier]

The feather is a nice touch!

That's to tickle his fancy!

 

[Gilligan]

Piña Cloroxa. Pineapple juice, coconut milk and a half cup of Clorax.

I know who I'm not letting mix drinks at the tiki bar...

 

[Bonehead]

I can't even imagine what would go through a man's head to dress up like that AND go out in public.

 

[Kyle]

That's to tickle his fancy!

Please. No pics.

 

[InfectedMushroom]

Please. No pics.

Good thing she didn't say taint!

 

[Gilligan]

I can't even imagine what would go through a man's head to dress up like that AND go out in public.

Inorite? I prefer to be much more discrete..

 

[Gilligan]

So that's what a condom looks like.

That red thing in my right hand....typical condom...used in situations like this...

 

[Gilligan]

I salute you Sir - that is just stunning!

Gives "wind" to the meaning of "wind instruments"..if I do say so...

 

[Gilligan]

And here I sit...sadly..bereft of any sort of tuba...french horn..not even a clarinet..

 

[Gilligan]

You have a birthday coming up maybe you'll get lucky.

Lucky? Like ...maybe a flute?

 

[Gilligan]

It's not the size that matters - it's what you're able to do with it.

Well..I can't play a flute...can't play a tuba. I'm so doomed.

 

[Gilligan]

OH my meatloaf just dinged at me.

There it is...my imagination just kicked in.

 

[Gilligan]

I'm starving. Had a perfect day laid out in the sun killed three beers and now I'm ready for a nap or something.

I killed three beers just reading this post....

 

[Gilligan]

Laughing my chigger covered ass off.

Pics..or ....whatever they always say...