Maybe I'll finally meet some people

[itsbob]

lmao. I have always told my parents that I thought I was adopted.

Why didn't you keep me? Was I not good enough for you? Thanks a lot!

No, your parents always told YOU you were adopted..

Now tell all these nice redneck NASCAR freaks who we told you your father was..

 

[briancpest]

No, your parents always told YOU you were adopted..

Now tell all these nice redneck NASCAR freaks who we told you your father was..

Jeff Gordon's mah real daddy! I take family poses with him everytime I see him on those great big Pepsi machines.

 

[itsbob]

but, chances are, if you remember seeing a highly attractive, studly young male....

They've all met me, you don't need to describe me to anyone!!

 

[briancpest]

They've all met you, you don't need to describe yourself to anyone!!

aw, thanks dad. you're the greatest!

I mean, that's obviously what you meant to say....

 

[johnycarcinogen]

Oooh. Have you met nitwhit?

hey be nice! dont do that to him already

 

[briancpest]

hey be nice! dont do that to him already

who IS this mystery nitwhit?

 

[vraiblonde]

Jeff Gordon's mah real daddy!

Isn't he gay?

 

[briancpest]

Isn't he gay?

What makes you say that? I thought he was married...

 

[vraiblonde]

I thought he was married...

Lots of gay guys are married. Shoot, look at half of Hollywood. David Bowie is married.

 

[briancpest]

Lots of gay guys are married. Shoot, look at half of Hollywood. David Bowie is married.

Ziggy's not gay! He was just the caucasian version of Prince who...

ok, maybe you're right

 

[Kain99]

Ziggy's not gay! He was just the caucasian version of Prince who...

ok, maybe you're right

Come to the rainbow dude.....

 

[Pandora]

As I am reading this, they are talking about Capital Pride.

We sure have a lot of gay people in the metro area.

 

[briancpest]

As I am reading this, they are talking about Capital Pride.

We sure have a lot of gay people in the metro area.

I think I work with about half of them....

 

[briancpest]

Come to the rainbow dude.....

They say, supposedly, that everyone experiments at least once in their lifetime

 

[vraiblonde]

They say, supposedly, that everyone experiments at least once in their lifetime

So tell us about when you experimented.

 

[briancpest]

So tell us about when you experimented.

Ha! I'm saving myself for someone special.

why, what's yours?

 

[Larry Gude]

Now see...

As I am reading this, they are talking about Capital Pride.

We sure have a lot of gay people in the metro area.

...there is an interesting conversation; cities have high concentrations of minorities; why is that?

 

[aps45819]

...there is an interesting conversation; cities have high concentrations of minorities; why is that?

Same reason they have high concentrations of rats.

 

[itsbob]

Bob met BG here.
Like father, like son.


Hi everybody.

Actually her and I met at work, in a tent.....on an abandoned runway..

 

[BadGirl]

Actually her and I met at work, in a tent.....on an abandoned runway..

"She and I", dude. Not "her and I". :shakingheadinshame:

Geesh. Who taught you how to talk? :shrug: