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4d2008

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Since you must believe in a deity in order to enter their heaven, it's unlikely that pets will be admitted. If your dog does not accept Jesus as his savior, then he is not a Christian and, therefore, will not go to heaven.

One would think pets would be a natural for heaven. God spelled backwards is Dog. And there's dogma. And catechism.

But unless the pet believes, they will not enter the Kingdom.

Sorry.
But what about babies and small children? Is that an exception to the rule? They havent accepted or believe (especially the babies). Just sayin.
 

vraiblonde

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But what about babies and small children? Is that an exception to the rule? They havent accepted or believe (especially the babies). Just sayin.

God can see the future, so if a baby or little child was going to grow up to be a Christian, they get to go to heaven. If they were going to grow up to be a bad person, they have to hold the door and scoop the poop. Or work the tech support desk.
 

4d2008

New Member
God can see the future, so if a baby or little child was going to grow up to be a Christian, they get to go to heaven. If they were going to grow up to be a bad person, they have to hold the door and scoop the poop. Or work the tech support desk.
:killingme
 

Dondi

Dondi
Horses will make it, at least white ones will. They play an important role in the Second Coming:

"And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean." - Revelation 19:11-14
 

Shaolin_Raptor

New Member
Babies get in because they are born innocent to God. It is not based on reading the future. It is when they get older and start to shape their own destiny, they make a choice. That is when the innocence stops and the power of free will begins.

I see no difference for animals. At least for pets, they serve a human, companionship. They do not have access to a belief system, like babies, they are just being.
 

vraiblonde

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At least for pets, they serve a human, companionship.

But do you think that would be a suitable afterlife reward for a good pet: to have to keep on being subservient to a master?

Yes, *we* would like it. But the pet would probably not. It would be similar to you dying, then getting to heaven and finding your boss standing there waiting for you. "Stevens, you're late..."
 

camily

Peace
Since you must believe in a deity in order to enter their heaven, it's unlikely that pets will be admitted. If your dog does not accept Jesus as his savior, then he is not a Christian and, therefore, will not go to heaven.

One would think pets would be a natural for heaven. God spelled backwards is Dog. And there's dogma. And catechism.

But unless the pet believes, they will not enter the Kingdom.

Sorry.

Children and mentally handicapped go to heaven if they aren't able to make the descision or choices for themselves. Possibly this same exception works for animals.
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
But do you think that would be a suitable afterlife reward for a good pet: to have to keep on being subservient to a master?

Yes, *we* would like it. But the pet would probably not. It would be similar to you dying, then getting to heaven and finding your boss standing there waiting for you. "Stevens, you're late..."


Who will open the can of dog food?
 

camily

Peace
Children and mentally handicapped go to heaven if they aren't able to make the descision or choices for themselves. Possibly this same exception works for animals.

Guess I should have read the whole thread before I posted my revelation. :lol:
 

4d2008

New Member
I have a cat that walks around with a dirty butt hole. He is the only pet I have ever owned that has constant dingle berries and I have to wipe his rear with baby wipes. :ohwell:
My moms cat does that and she has to wipe too but its because this cat is FREAKING HUGE! big fatty kitty cant reach its butt.
 
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