Sonsie
The mighty Al-Sonsie!
Mine is really fat too, he seems to have problems pinching it off at the end and jumps out with a small dangler which he usually scrapes off on my laundry room floor. Ewww....
Mean Christian...
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Mine is really fat too, he seems to have problems pinching it off at the end and jumps out with a small dangler which he usually scrapes off on my laundry room floor. Ewww....
If I were some of you, I would be very worried about my afterlife, since the cat is preparing you now.
BS Gal
Voted Nicest in 08
Sonsie
The mighty Al-Sonsie!
Shoot, my current life revolves around poop! With with one kid in diapers and the other resisting potty training poop seems to be a central tenant in my life. Now excuse me while I go shovel pony poop too!
camily
Peace
I could say something but I think I would get an infraction.
R
residentofcre
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Anyone who gets a thrill our of having a cat so they can wipe a butt is off their rocker....
tommyjones
New Member
Dogs will go to heaven according to a Papal Bull...
And Cats go to PURRRGatory.
(Yes, that is an original of mine)
i got my dog blessed last week, she might not get into heaven, but she can kill the devil with one bite now!!!!
ItalianScallion
Harley Rider
You all are too funny; (some of you are too graphic)!
Again, I really don't see any reason why most animals won't be with us in Heaven. They are there for our enjoyment so why not? We just don't know which ones will be there. (Fleas, ticks, fly's and mosquitos have no purpose in life but to aggravate us so I'm sure they won't make it to Heaven) IMHO.
Also, God can get animals into Heaven without the regular earthly qualifications. Animals do not have these free will choices. How & if they get there is by God's choosing. It has nothing to do with the animals "accepting Jesus". (That was funny Vrai)
Next, there is clearly no indication that we will ever "go to the bathroom" in Heaven. Nor will any of the animals. I believe that we will not need to eat to survive there but that we can, if we want, for the enjoyment. I also see no indication that, after we eat there, we will need to remove waste from our bodies. The same will go for the animals.
Again, I really don't see any reason why most animals won't be with us in Heaven. They are there for our enjoyment so why not? We just don't know which ones will be there. (Fleas, ticks, fly's and mosquitos have no purpose in life but to aggravate us so I'm sure they won't make it to Heaven) IMHO.
Also, God can get animals into Heaven without the regular earthly qualifications. Animals do not have these free will choices. How & if they get there is by God's choosing. It has nothing to do with the animals "accepting Jesus". (That was funny Vrai)
Next, there is clearly no indication that we will ever "go to the bathroom" in Heaven. Nor will any of the animals. I believe that we will not need to eat to survive there but that we can, if we want, for the enjoyment. I also see no indication that, after we eat there, we will need to remove waste from our bodies. The same will go for the animals.
theArtistFormerlyKnownAs
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Anyone who gets a thrill our of having a cat so they can wipe a butt is off their rocker....
I hope you don't have kids if this is your thinking in life
Its not a matter of getting a thrill, it's caring for something you love
Anyone who gets a thrill our of having a cat so they can wipe a butt is off their rocker....
You just don't think that is part of the deal when you adopt them. :shrug:
Next time, I'll ask.... so... can you tell me, does he/she clean his/her own ass?
Slight difference:
Within a couple of years, kids can wipe their own butts. If you have a cat that won't clean its own butt, you'll be doing it until the cat dies - usually at least 10 years.
theArtistFormerlyKnownAs
Well-Known Member
Not if you use tough love. If you don't clean it's butt I darn well bet it'll learn so it's not itchy all day.
camily
Peace
I think he meant that as it's not a "thrill" to wipe butts. And if that person thinks along those lines there shouldn't be kids brought into the picture.
theArtistFormerlyKnownAs
Well-Known Member
That is probably true. But I took Becky's meaning as you'd be thrilled to have a cat, then find out you have to wipe its butt.
I pulled a huge tick off of Gidget last night. It was as big as the tip of my pinky finger. I was not thrilled.
Cowgirl
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theArtistFormerlyKnownAs
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godsbutterfly
Free to Fly
What about original sin?
The "Age of Accountability" is thought of by many theologians to be 13.