Men and "snippage"

nomoney said:
my hubby got snipped because I had already had 2 c-sections and figured it was his turn. :yay:
Yeah, but finish the rest of the story... in order to save money you applied the "string to door knob then slam door" method...:rolleyes:
 

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
I was a junior enlisted man in the navy when we had our 2 kids. After our dughter was born, we had real concerns about being able to afford all the things needed for more kids than that, and we thought that a balance (one girl and one boy) was important. Having heard about the long-term complications women were suffering after hysterectomies, we decided that I should be the one getting snipped. So we had it done then (1985 or thereabouts). Still happily married now, we're grateful to the Lord for our kids and glad that we don't have more of them.
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
kwillia said:
Yeah, but finish the rest of the story... in order to save money you applied the "string to door knob then slam door" method...:rolleyes:

She tied the string to her cart and pushed it down a hill.
 

rack'm

Jaded
kwillia said:
Yeah, but finish the rest of the story... in order to save money you applied the "string to door knob then slam door" method...:rolleyes:


I heard she tied the other end of the rope around one nuts collar and threw a ball. :shrug:
 

morganj614

New Member
Railroad said:
I was a junior enlisted man in the navy when we had our 2 kids. After our dughter was born, we had real concerns about being able to afford all the things needed for more kids than that, and we thought that a balance (one girl and one boy) was important. Having heard about the long-term complications women were suffering after hysterectomies, we decided that I should be the one getting snipped. So we had it done then (1985 or thereabouts). Still happily married now, we're grateful to the Lord for our kids and glad that we don't have more of them.

:confused: that is not getting ones tubes tied. Drs. don't pass out hysterectomies for sterilization and after 24 years, I have suffered no ill effects. :shrug:
 

slotted

New Member
I wanted to get a vasectomy back when I was in the Marine Corps, and the doctors said that I was to young to decide. I was 22 or 23. I already had 2 kids, one boy, and one girl.

A few years after that my wife got pregnant again, and again. We now have 4 kids. 2 boys, 2 girls. I would have been fine stopping at two because that is all that I wanted, but I would not change having the 4 now for anything. After my youngest was born, I had Dr. Jayaramen do my surgery. It wasn't bad at all, my only problem was 2 or 3 days later it felt like I got kicked in the nuts, this lasted 2 days.
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
:shrug: handy dandy little burner. Used it to notch a plastic box for the wires in and out from a battery tender on the bike just a couple of weeks ago.
 
morganj614 said:
I am glad my uterus was not handed to me as a souvenir :razz:
When my mom had her hysterectomy last November, my brother told her to tell the doctor she wanted hers... he told her she could use it as a change purse...:lol:
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
My boy kitty is getting snipped tomorrow. I doubt that's what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. :lol:
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
Poor Otter...:frown:
Little Kwillia got fixed yesterday, but he still won't leave her alone. He's quite the Romero and has been banished to the bedroom.
 

Dougstermd

ORGASM DONOR
When I was married I had no need because she had her tubes tied after our second child was born. When I got seperated I decided to get it done because I did not want any more children especially since my first two would not be living with me. Also I did not want some biatch accuseing of fathering little bastard children.
The procedure was slightly uncomfortable. Afterwards I was standing at walmart waiting for my prescription and the numbness wore off so I could not wait until I got home. I tooke two percoset and put my pees in place and rested the rest of the evening. Next morning I took another percoset a new bag of pees and drove to Annapolis got on my buddies boat and drove it to Philidelphia that was a little jarring and i had sex that evening after only a day and a half. posed to 3 days Then I did cannonballs at the pool two days after bad Idea that felt like gettin kicked in the nuts
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
Dougstermd said:
i had sex that evening after only a day and a half. posed to 3 days Then I did cannonballs at the pool two days after bad Idea that felt like gettin kicked in the nuts


I thought you had to wait longer to have sex after the big V :confused: otherwise there was still a chance of some active sperm being released.
 

dustin

UAIOE
Dougstermd said:
When I was married I had no need because she had her tubes tied after our second child was born. When I got seperated I decided to get it done because I did not want any more children especially since my first two would not be living with me. Also I did not want some biatch accuseing of fathering little bastard children.
The procedure was slightly uncomfortable. Afterwards I was standing at walmart waiting for my prescription and the numbness wore off so I could not wait until I got home. I tooke two percoset and put my pees in place and rested the rest of the evening. Next morning I took another percoset a new bag of pees and drove to Annapolis got on my buddies boat and drove it to Philidelphia that was a little jarring and i had sex that evening after only a day and a half. posed to 3 days Then I did cannonballs at the pool two days after bad Idea that felt like gettin kicked in the nuts
You did more than one cannonball? :lmao: Were you drunk?
 
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