Men, Close your ears (eyes in this case)...

[BS Gal]

Did anyone else have the butt crack check I freaking hated that.

No. Your dr. is a pervert.

 

[Geek]

No. Your dr. is a pervert.

It was the nurses in the hospital

 

[mamissa3]

I told the nuse no she could not do it. she was not happy but she agreed, it was my fourth baby i told her that if i thought something was wrong i would let her know. I have had 4 kids in 5 years, have gotten lucky with the breastfeeding thing to with no period. I think all together i have had a peroid 5 or 6 times since my first child in 2000

 

[crabcake]

I told the nuse no she could not do it. she was not happy but she agreed, it was my fourth baby i told her that if i thought something was wrong i would let her know. I have had 4 kids in 5 years, have gotten lucky with the breastfeeding thing to with no period. I think all together i have had a peroid 5 or 6 times since my first child in 2000

:busylittlebeaver:

 

[Geek]

:busylittlebeaver:

She said no to the nurse at least :shrug:

 

[Cowgirl]

What exactly are they checking the buttcrack for? Your intestines coming out because of the pushing? ouch.

 

[Geek]

What exactly are they checking the buttcrack for? Your intestines coming out because of the pushing? ouch.

Hemorrhoids. They are afraid you popped your popper out of your azz when you squeezed out the baby.

 

[Wenchy]

Hemorrhoids. They are afraid you popped your popper out of your azz when you squeezed out the baby.

Getting your crack checked after all the other stuff is nothing.

 

[BS Gal]

Getting your crack checked after all the other stuff is nothing.

I've had three colonoscopies. Talk about a butt check....I'm really a fun gal afterwards though cause of the drugs they give you. Hubby said I was really, really funny.

 

[Wenchy]

I've had three colonoscopies. Talk about a butt check....I'm really a fun gal afterwards though cause of the drugs they give you. Hubby said I was really, really funny.

I remember reading about that!

Do you have any of those drugs left?

 

[Christy]

What the hell? Is this normal?

Not sure if it's normal, but it happens. My story is too horrifying and embarrassing to tell. I'm still traumatized after 14 years. 2nd one I was prepared for the worst and it wasn't so bad. :shrug:

 

[Geek]

I've had three colonoscopies. Talk about a butt check....I'm really a fun gal afterwards though cause of the drugs they give you. Hubby said I was really, really funny.

I had one of those too. I was not drugged for the nurse. I liked the drugs for the butt camera. My butt is explorable on drugs I guess :shrug:

 

[BS Gal]

I remember reading about that!

Do you have any of those drugs left?

I wish I did. A fun time was had for all, apparently. I was quite the funny gal all the way home, though I don't remember it. I am very, very funny AND truthful after any anesthisia (or however you spell that), according to the 4 nurses that have attended me after surgery. I think I gave them waaaaaaaaay too much info.

 

[Wenchy]

Not sure if it's normal, but it happens. My story is too horrifying and embarrassing to tell. I'm still traumatized after 14 years. 2nd one I was prepared for the worst and it wasn't so bad. :shrug:

You're going to leave us with that?

 

[Wenchy]

I wish I did. A fun time was had for all, apparently. I was quite the funny gal all the way home, though I don't remember it. I am very, very funny AND truthful after any anesthisia (or however you spell that), according to the 4 nurses that have attended me after surgery. I think I gave them waaaaaaaaay too much info.

If you come with me for my first, I'll share my drugs with you, but somebody else will have to drive us home.

 

[BS Gal]

If you come with me for my first, I'll share my drugs with you, but somebody else will have to drive us home.

I will take you. I will record the event for the forum entertainment. Not the colon thing, but the treasured entertainment when I get you in the car for the ride home.

Seriously, if you need a ride, PM me.

 

[Christy]

You're going to leave us with that?

Yes!

Let's just say it's pretty embarrassing for a 21 year old, having your (male) boss hold your hand as the paramedics inspect you to make sure you aren't going to bleed to death. I was kind of hoping to, so as not to have to ever go back to work and face him and the several hundred other's who were around to witness it all.

BTW, Loved the karma Oz.

 

[sockgirl77]

u need 2 put a cork in that thang