Men Look for Good Bodies in Short-Term Mates .....

[TurboK9]

You are aware that there has been a great deal of swirl around women's instincts in recent years. Seems we have hidden ovulation for a reason, so we can mate with multiple partners and carry on the strongest genes. Just sayin' nature over nurture and all. So less socially acceptable when it's reversed.

That's all fine and good.

You'd be part of my 'herd' anyway. :muahaha:

 

[Pete]

Clark Kent over superman anyday, I love nerds! A pair of Buddy Holly glasses is irresistible. I dont mean the guy that has absolutely no social skills, just the one that is more reserved and doesnt know how to strike up conversations with women. Since I am more outgoing, I always tend to be with quiet guys. Really, its doesnt matter how hot a guy is, if he's a freaking meathead idiot I am repulsed, Im more of an intellisexual sort of person.

I'm even from Ga.

 

[migtig]

Im gonna jello wrassle with my miggy.. toxick or no toxick... I would wrassle with ya!!!

 

[rpexie]

I'm even from Ga.

Awws!

Always nice to bump into someone from the peach state!

 

[Pete]

Awws!

Always nice to bump into someone from the peach state!

Where?

 

[vraiblonde]

Where?

Here, Pete. She bumped into you here.

 

[cattitude]

You could just ask to inspect his goods right off the bat :shrug:

You really don't need to *see* the goods.

 

[kom526]

You really don't need to *see* the goods.

Crocodile Dundee package check.

 

[ArkRescue]

You are so right - the woman who participates voluntarily in hair pulling could be either dominant or subservient. If it's involuntarily then she's a victim.

The rabbit skinning and cooking aside, this is a common fanstasy for women to have as well. Its usually more aggressive women that actually enjoy this type of fantasy scenario not because of the violence, but because their personality which makes losing control over a situation forbidden, and therefore more sexually arousing.

 

[ArkRescue]

Herd? What is she a cow? Isn't the term supposed to be harem?

That's all fine and good.

You'd be part of my 'herd' anyway. :muahaha:

 

[ArkRescue]

Be careful, FED is looking for some action in his PM inbox - so far nothing he says.

How in the world did I make it as a major player in this mini-drama? Oh my, and I don't even LIKE TOFU so now what? I starve? Where's ICit? She'll help me find some real meat.

lmao


Wow! Didnt know Ark and I were turning into the resident Harlequinn writers! But okay here goes:

"Well there we were, Ark and I dressed like Raquel Welch from One Million BC, and Ark was gathering up all the homeless animals, when I see FED UP jump out of the bushes and chase this random chick trying to whack her over the head with a club so I quit my search for tofu based meat alternatives and yell to Ark "RUN BIOTCH! WE'VE STUMBLED INTO THE WRONG PART OF TOWN!" So then we grab the animals and high tail it to another place that has a community cave watch and looks out for that sort of thing."

The End!

How's that?

 

[ArkRescue]

HEY what did I do to YOU? You're supposed to have my back not beat me ..... and pullin' hair too? Sheesh you stand up and fight like a .. well um a ... never-mind carry on, I just remembered she looks like she can beat my butt .....

Im gonna jello wrassle with my miggy.. toxick or no toxick... I would wrassle with ya!!!


and ... I would give Arkie a good hair pullin and a good ole ... that would set her straight!!

 

[TurboK9]

Herd? What is she a cow? Isn't the term supposed to be harem?

Harem? What are you, a terrorist?

 

[DosGattos]

So...This was a very interesting read. I think looks are usually what people notice first about someone. That being said, a hot body or attractive face isn't everything. Personality does count for the long haul.

 

[FED_UP]

So...This was a very interesting read. I think looks are usually what people notice first about someone. That being said, a hot body or attractive face isn't everything. Personality does count for the long haul.

Well what if you find that one who has a split personality after marriage? Were are you going woman, did I say you can get some of your money out the bank.

 

[toppick08]

 

[ArkRescue]

Don't encourage FED - it's gone too far now, so we need to tame it back down. When we keep it light and funny, it's better - that way people don't get too serious and start fighting. I like it when everyone can laugh and be happy together without fighting. Obviously FED didn't get any good PM's yet. I'm sure there's someone out there who will PM FED with an offer of friendship.

Now back in the chicken coop, ICit saw a big juicy bug and went after it but Cross Dressing Turbo grabbed it before she got to it. Next thing you know Turbo and Lacey are hiding in the nest box just clucking away while eating the big bug. ICit gets mad and goes in to claim her bug, only to find that not only is the bug gone, but Turbo and Lacey are now engaged in mutual grooming, how could Turbo cheat on ICit? Upset and clearly outraged, ICit decides to start up a relationship with Crooked Beak Suzy. Tune in next time on... As The Coop Turns......

 

[FED_UP]

Don't encourage FED - it's gone too far now, so we need to tame it back down. When we keep it light and funny, it's better - that way people don't get too serious and start fighting. I like it when everyone can laugh and be happy together without fighting. Obviously FED didn't get any good PM's yet. I'm sure there's someone out there who will PM FED with an offer of friendship.

Now back in the chicken coop, ICit saw a big juicy bug and went after it but Cross Dressing Turbo grabbed it before she got to it. Next thing you know Turbo and Lacey are hiding in the nest box just clucking away while eating the big bug. ICit gets mad and goes in to claim her bug, only to find that not only is the bug gone, but Turbo and Lacey are now engaged in mutual grooming, how could Turbo cheat on ICit? Upset and clearly outraged, ICit decides to start up a relationship with Crooked Beak Suzy. Tune in next time on... As The Coop Turns......

Still waiting for your PM, we can tazer each other I hear that is a new fetish when doing the dirty deed my pm box should be full today after saying that.

 

[TurboK9]

Don't encourage FED - it's gone too far now, so we need to tame it back down. When we keep it light and funny, it's better - that way people don't get too serious and start fighting. I like it when everyone can laugh and be happy together without fighting. Obviously FED didn't get any good PM's yet. I'm sure there's someone out there who will PM FED with an offer of friendship.

Now back in the chicken coop, ICit saw a big juicy bug and went after it but Cross Dressing Turbo grabbed it before she got to it. Next thing you know Turbo and Lacey are hiding in the nest box just clucking away while eating the big bug. ICit gets mad and goes in to claim her bug, only to find that not only is the bug gone, but Turbo and Lacey are now engaged in mutual grooming, how could Turbo cheat on ICit? Upset and clearly outraged, ICit decides to start up a relationship with Crooked Beak Suzy. Tune in next time on... As The Coop Turns......

Hey!

I'm supposed to be the one with mental problems! Leave my niche alone!!

 

[retiredweaxman]

FED UP - your post number 155 was one of the most disgusting/disturbing things I have read on these forums. It is something I would have expected form LANCE. As such, I am now placing you in the same category as LANCE - welcome to the IGGY club!!!