Mikey!!!!

kom526

They call me ... Sarcasmo
FromTexas said:
YOUR MOMMA














Welcome to the your momma thread. How many ways are there to dis someone's momma... :cheers:
50 ways to rank your mother-Howard Stern (remember that?)
 

rack'm

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Your momma is so black, when she ran from the cops and they shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.
 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
FromTexas said:
YOUR MOMMA

Welcome to the your momma thread. How many ways are there to dis someone's momma... :cheers:
Yea??? Well your momma so fat, that when she sits around the house......... she sits AROUND the house!!!
 

rack'm

Jaded
Mikeinsmd said:
Yea??? Well your momma so fat, that when she sits around the house......... she sits AROUND the house!!!


Your momma is so fat, when her cell phone rings; people dive out of the way thinking she’s going to back up.
 

Mikeinsmd

New Member
rack'm said:
Your momma is so fat, when her cell phone rings; people dive out of the way thinking she’s going to back up.
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
 

rack'm

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Your momma’s so dumb; she was found staring at the orange juice because it said concentrate.
 
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Mikeinsmd

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rack'm said:
Your momma’s so dumb; she was found staring at the orange juice because it said concentrate.
Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
 
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