Mikey!!!!

[vraiblonde]

Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!

Yo momma's breath so stinky her teeth duck when she exhales

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma's breath so stinky her teeth duck when she exhales

Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!

 

[vraiblonde]

Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!

Yo momma so old she made Fred Flintstone's bed rock

 

[FromTexas]

Yo' momma so fat she has her own designation on the reichter scale.

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma so old she made Fred Flintstone's bed rock

Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".

 

[rack'm]

Yo' momma so fat she has her own designation on the reichter scale.

and each of her ass cheeks have their own zip code........

 

[vraiblonde]

Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".

Okay, last one, then I've got to run:

Yo momma so ugly the doctor is STILL smacking her ass

 

[rack'm]

Okay, last one, then I've got to run:

Yo momma so ugly the doctor is STILL smacking her ass

Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

 

[FromTexas]

Your momma is so fat when she sunbathes, bystanders try to push her back in the water.

 

[Agee]

Yo moma wears combat boots, and swims out to meet troop ships.

I know... grooooooooooooan

 

[FromTexas]

Your momma so fat that when she swims in the ocean, Orca's sing to her.

 

[rack'm]

Your momma so fat that when she swims in the ocean, Orca's sing to her.

Humpbacks sing......

 

[FromTexas]

:whisper: So does every other whale in the sea. I used Orca.

Your momma is so ugly when she went to visit Greece a thousand ships sailed away from Troy.

 

[rack'm]

:whisper: So does every other whale in the sea. I used Orca.

I stand corrected.......what an odd song they have....

 

[jazz lady]

Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

[FromTexas]

Finally I can read the rest of my own thread. Darn NMCI!!! I couldn't even post through most of it.


Your momma is so big Captain Ahab is the only one who wants to stick it to her.