Mikey!!!!

[nomoney]

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

 

[morganj614]

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo' momma's so fat, she was stopped by police dogs at the airport
for having 300 lbs of crack under her dress!

 

[rack'm]

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

 

[nomoney]

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!

 

[rack'm]

Yo mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Yo mama's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!

Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus

 

[rack'm]

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

 

[rack'm]

Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus

Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus

...and when she opened her legs, 3 kids got in to go to school

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!

Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"

Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer



...and with that, I am done

 

[virgovictoria]

Yo Momma is so fat, when she jumped in the air, she got stuck..

 

[vraiblonde]

Yo momma so dumb when they were handing out looks, she thought they said books and asked for scary ones.

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

 

[vraiblonde]

...and with that, I am done

You know how you can tell it's over? Yo momma sings.

 

[rack'm]

You know how you can tell it's over? Yo momma sings.

Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!

 

[ACESRT04]

Yo momma's so fat that she leaves a ring on the outside of the bathtub.

 

[vraiblonde]

Yo momma's teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles