Mikey!!!!

[ACESRT04]

Yo momma's so ugly when she was young your grandmomma use to feed her with a sling shot.

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma's teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...

 

[vraiblonde]

Yo momma's so ugly when she was young your grandmomma use to feed her with a sling shot.

Yo momma so ugly yo grandma had to get drunk to breastfeed her

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma's so ugly when she was young your grandmomma use to feed her with a sling shot.

Your momma's so smelly she wizzed playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.

 

[Ehesef]

Yo momma's so old, she farts dust

 

[vraiblonde]

Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...

Yo momma so ugly yo daddy quit his job so he didn't have to kiss her goodbye

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma so ugly yo daddy quit his job so he didn't have to kiss her goodbye

Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

 

[vraiblonde]

Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

Yo momma so nasty she pours saltwater down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

 

[pixiegirl]

Hey, hey, hey, let's get of mommas cause I just got off yours.

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma so nasty she pours saltwater down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

Your momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off.

 

[vraiblonde]

Hey, hey, hey, let's get of mommas cause I just got off yours.

Yo momma so stupid she gets a bowl when she hears it's chilly outside

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma so stupid she gets a bowl when she hears it's chilly outside

Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on

 

[vraiblonde]

Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on

Yo momma so old when I told her to act her age, she died

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma so old when I told her to act her age, she died

Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook

 

[kom526]

Yo momma is so fat that when she gets cut, she bleeds gravy.

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma is so fat that when she gets cut, she bleeds gravy.

Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.

 

[vraiblonde]

Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl come with a lifeguard

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl come with a lifeguard

your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

 

[vraiblonde]

your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

Yo momma so dumb she jumped off a cliff because she thought her maxi pad had wings

 

[rack'm]

Yo momma so dumb she jumped off a cliff because she thought her maxi pad had wings

Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!