My baby hedgehog was put to sleep yesterday.

[Chasey_Lane]

I need cyber hugs so, so bad I broke one of my nails It took me such a long time to grow it, now I don't have a matching set anymore. Why, oh why me?

It was on my hand longer than the dead hedgehog and nothing will get me through this but your support and love.

What in the world will happen to me next that your cyber hugs will have to help me through?

I'll take you to the salon if you need a replacement put on. I wouldn't want you to drive and risk breaking another one.

 

[bresamil]

so sorry to hear this. They are adorable creatures.

 

[warneckutz]

Awwww, I used to love playing Sonic. I miss that lil guy. Can I come over your house to play w/him?

You do kinda resemble Dr. Robotnik...

 

[Mojo]

Awwww, I used to love playing Sonic. I miss that lil guy. Can I come over your house to play w/him?

I'll hit you up later tonight, I just found a local hamster breeder so I'm going to run out and buy a couple dozen of those little condom dwellers.

 

[Chasey_Lane]

I'll hit you up later tonight, I just found a local hamster breeder so I'm going to run out and buy a couple dozen of those little condom dwellers.

 

[HunterJJD]

I'll hit you up later tonight, I just found a local hamster breeder so I'm going to run out and buy a couple dozen of those little condom dwellers.

Do you think the glow in the dark hair dye will stick to them?

 

[Mojo]

Do you think the glow in the dark hair dye will stick to them?

I don't know what you have heard, but I do not dye my ass hair

 

[Nanny Pam]

I don't know what you have heard, but I do not dye my ass hair anymore

:fixed:

 

[HunterJJD]

I don't know what you have heard, but I do not dye my ass hair

That is why the glow in the dark will help War find your little buddy in that sea of tangled nap you call an ass

:fixed:

 

[itsbob]

I'll hit you up later tonight, I just found a local hamster breeder so I'm going to run out and buy a couple dozen of those little condom dwellers.

Couple dozen?


What are you going to do about next week-end?

 

[vraiblonde]

It might be a pity me thread. But I deserve some kind of human compassion as I have lost a good friend to me. I am also alone at the moment (hubby is in LA at the moment on business) and I have no one to really cry on. So guess who got picked?

This has to be a joke.

 

[vraiblonde]

ODE TO NAIL

Oh fingernail, oh fingernail. How I miss thee so.
I nurtured you, I dressed you lovingly in colors so bright.
I filed you, I polished you, moisturized your cuticle every night.

I gaze upon my hand now and remember how you were so bonny.
Alas, my hand is now forlorn as the Osmond’s would be without Donny.

OMG!

 

[kwillia]

This has to be a joke.

May Miss Kinky Stinker Toes never wobble, missy...

 

[HunterJJD]

This has to be a joke.

You insensitive #####. I can't not believe you would not respects fruitcakebabys wishes to have a little peace and love thrown her way. How can you be so cold not to recognize her over priced rat's death?

 

[TheJudge]

This has to be a joke.

This is a very serious matter

 

[Mojo]

This is a very serious matter

 

[vraiblonde]

You insensitive #####. I can't not believe you would not respects fruitcakebabys wishes to have a little peace and love thrown her way. How can you be so cold not to recognize her over priced rat's death?

You're right. I'm ashamed of myself.

 

[MJ]

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?

A: A six-foot toothbrush.

 

[vraiblonde]

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?

A: A six-foot toothbrush.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To prove he had guts.

:

 

[Baja28]

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To prove he had guts.

:

What's hairy and bleeds?




Half a hedgehog.