Like I'm going to take dating advice from Pee Wee Herman's unkempt looking nephew.The cereal you eat affects your dating
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Why, yes.Do they make bacon cereal yet?
Poured in a big bowl of chocolate milk… Sounds good.
I had you figured as more of a "Fruit Loops" breakfast guy...I'm not giving up my Captain Crunch, date or no date.
It doesn't have the same taste as it did 50+ years ago. There are fewer pieces with that hard crunchy sugar stuck to it. I think that is because they cut down on the amount of sugar in it? Anyway it doesn't thrill me near as much as it used to, so I rarely ever buy it anymore.I'm not giving up my Captain Crunch, date or no date.
Fruit Loops are nothing more than Cheerios in Drag.I had you figured as more of a "Fruit Loops" breakfast guy...
He's got other options...Fruit Loops are nothing more than Cheerios in Drag.
Next your gonna be complaining about my gruel on Christmas Eve.I had you figured as more of a "Fruit Loops" breakfast guy...
As long as they didn't change the texture from tire spikes on the roof of your mouth, it's all good.
it is hard to hear the tv with all that crunchingAs long as they didn't change the texture from tire spikes on the roof of your mouth, it's all good.