My daughter has joined the club...

[Dye Tied]

I don't understand why everyone is congratulating her. I think condolences are more appropriate.

Well, now she can make Camily a grandma

 

[camily]

I heard you got your period
How sad for you am I
Look forward to years of agony
Until your insides shrivel and die

Perfect!

 

[camily]

Well, now she can make Camily a grandma

Sweet mother of pearl.