My friend, the pig

kom526

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vraiblonde said:
St. Mary's guys don't do things like that. They also won't hold the door for you.
You never dated the RIGHT St. Marys guys. There are a few of us that do use manners, and I'm trying to teach my son the same. On our 1st date my wife told me that she wasn't used to having her chair pulled or door opened etc., the guys she dated in college (city boys) never did those things.
 

MysticalMom

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My B's a St. Mary's County boy, and a McKay at that. He's a good man and not a pig at all. Well, not most of the time anyway. :lmao:
 

vraiblonde

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fttrsbeerwench said:
but also said he won't have sex with anyone he does not love..
Not to be too cynical, but I had a guy friend who used to tell every woman he dated that, although he probably banged every chick in Southern Maryland. He said it makes them wild and suddenly they see it as a big challenge and pull out all the stops trying to get him to "relent". :lol:

He said when he was in high school and college he used the old "I'm still a virgin :blushing:" ruse with rousing success. But after you hit about 25 or so you can't use that anymore because it makes you look like a weirdo or gay.
 

bresamil

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vraiblonde said:
Not to be too cynical, but I had a guy friend who used to tell every woman he dated that, although he probably banged every chick in Southern Maryland. He said it makes them wild and suddenly they see it as a big challenge and pull out all the stops trying to get him to "relent". :lol:

He said when he was in high school and college he used the old "I'm still a virgin :blushing:" ruse with rousing success. But after you hit about 25 or so you can't use that anymore because it makes you look like a weirdo or gay.
:lmao: I know several that use that line.
 

vraiblonde

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bresamil said:
I know several that use that line.
Pining for a long lost love works, as well. Women love the idea of making guys "forget".

Eddie said telling a woman your heart belongs to another was an instant aphrodisiac. :lmao:
 

Pete

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bresamil said:
:gossip: Chapter 3 "The Perfect Line"
You mean something like:

Holy cow! I just won another $1M lottery. What the hell am I gonna do with all this money? Oh well, one thing is I will buy a new Ultra Classic Harley to ride out to Ohio where I am donating bone marrow to a little girl who is very sick, then I am going to Key West to hang with Jimmy Buffet. I try to stay active because it keeps my mind off the heartache of losing my finacee to Val Kilmer.
 

bresamil

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Pete said:
You mean something like:

Holy cow! I just won another $1M lottery. What the hell am I gonna do with all this money? Oh well, one thing is I will buy a new Ultra Classic Harley to ride out to Ohio where I am donating bone marrow to a little girl who is very sick, then I am going to Key West to hang with Jimmy Buffet. I try to stay active because it keeps my mind off the heartache of losing my finacee to Val Kilmer.

:huggy: You memorized page 17.
 

Tonio

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vraiblonde said:
He said it makes them wild and suddenly they see it as a big challenge and pull out all the stops trying to get him to "relent". :lol:

He must be on to something about the lure of the unattainable. I read that Spock on the original Star Trek had a huge female following. Apparently the women saw Spock's lack of emotions as a challenge. Some women authors say the same thing about the wounded, brooding James Dean types that often crop up in movies and on TV.
 

vraiblonde

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Pete, the perfect line is:

"...I have a girlfriend back in Maine...we're practically engaged..."

You'll have to buy a heavy duty spatula to scrape them off of you.
 

Pete

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vraiblonde said:
Pete, the perfect line is:

"...I have a girlfriend back in Maine...we're practically engaged..."

You'll have to buy a heavy duty spatula to scrape them off of you.
Noted
 

bresamil

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vraiblonde said:
Pete, the perfect line is:

"...I have a girlfriend back in Maine...we're practically engaged..."

You'll have to buy a heavy duty spatula to scrape them off of you.
:nono: That would have worked the first year he was here, but now he's been around too long and dated too many. I suggest PT's classic:
"When you get older you just hope that the next one you meet will be THE ONE."
 

Pete

Repete
bresamil said:
:nono: That would have worked the first year he was here, but now he's been around too long and dated too many. I suggest PT's classic:
"When you get older you just hope that the next one you meet will be THE ONE."
:smack:
 
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